It’s crazy that in 2026, taking your kids to #Scouts could be considered a punk rock act of rebellion.

The FBI Director Is MIA Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.

It’s kind of a relief that a lot of these folks are too incompetent to be effective. #KashPatel

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'We are missing data': NWS weather balloon changes scrutinized as tornados hit Midwest For much of Monday, the agency didn't anticipate a tornado threat for Kansas City — then five hit that evening. Did a change in weather balloon launches leave forecasters in the dark?

I’m really not looking forward to hurricane season… AI inference cannot replace human expertise.

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So if it goes against your strong beliefs it’s clearly a problem with methodology. RFK Jr. you are a Kentucky Fried Moron!

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Almost all US refugees are now from South Africa, as Trump focuses on Afrikaners Virtually all of the refugees let into the U.S. over the past six months are from South Africa. President Trump prioritized white South Africans after dramatically cutting the program’s annual cap.

Right… Cool… just what we need: more entitled, aggrieved white people in the South.

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Ron DeSantis signs Florida law to label groups as terrorists and expel student supporters The governor last year designated the Council on American-Islamic Relations and the Muslim Brotherhoods as foreign terrorist organizations.

CAIR a terrorist group? What are you smoking, Ron? Why not designate the Proud Boys and 1%rs terrorist groups? Or Turning Point USA and other Western Chauvinist orgs? Certainly that kind of hate speech and closed mindedness should be discouraged on campuses. #Floriduh

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Say it with me now… ME GA LO MA NI AC

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a 5 by 5 grid of images of Donald Trump and baby chicks and one marshmallow peep.

Happy Easter! Can you identify which of these pictures is a baby chick and which is Donald Trump? It’s harder than you think! 🐣 #TACO 🌮 #TrumpIsGross #MachineLearning

Trump frustrated with Pam Bondi and considering firing her, sources say Since the Epstein files saga, Bondi has struggled to regain her footing with the president and deliver wins — including securing indictments against his political foes.

Bye Pam! BYEEEEEEEEEEEE! 👋🏼

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So how we feeling about that unsanctioned Russian oil today…? 👎🏼

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Senate Approves Funding for Most of DHS, Moving to End Airport Crisis The deal ends a standoff that had led to missed paychecks for airport-security workers and long lines for travelers.

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Congress should NOT be able to stiff federal employees like Trump famously does with his contractors. Workers deserve pay regardless of the state of budget negotiations. Congress should pass reforms to make these deadbeat tactics illegal. TSA agents have nothing to do with ICE abuses of power. 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♀️

Traders placed $580M in oil bets minutes before Trump’s Iran post By Investing.com Traders placed $580M in oil bets minutes before Trump’s Iran post

I wonder if Trump tipped off his billionaire buddies and donors minutes before he shook the energy markets with a tweet? #InsiderTrading #theRichgetRicher #dragonSickness 👀

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Trump Jokes About Pearl Harbor in Meeting With Japan’s Leader

Trump’s ShitLord Diplomacy

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It's true for the #Iran #war and it was true when he showed Trump a flashy powerpoint in 2018 and got him to
back out of the hard won Iran nuclear deal.

Neither the gullible moron Trump nor his goofball Cabinet seems equipped to get us out of this mess and we're all paying for it.

Joe Kent, a Top U.S. Counterterrorism Official, Resigns Over the Iran War

This guy may be a Clark Kent cosplayer and a Trump lover, but he seems to have a point about this. #Netanyahu has an uncanny ability to get Donald #Trump to do whatever he wants.

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Hegseth ignored military officials when he slashed offices that limit risk to civilians The Defense secretary’s decision to cut offices that mitigate civilian harm faces renewed attention as the Pentagon investigates a strike that killed hundreds of Iranian children.

Gosh Pete, but you did find the funds for your edible arrangements and steak for ya boys. 💵 💵 💵 🔥🔥🔥

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Pete Hegseth Blew Billions on Fruit Basket Stands, Chairs, and Crab The Defense Department went on a $93 billion spending spree in 2025.

Pete “Peaches” Hegseth

Millions of Peaches, Peaches for Me
Millions of Peaches, Peaches for Free

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WATCH: Oklahoma senator challenges Teamsters president to a fight during Senate hearing YouTube video by PBS NewsHour

Lest we forget, this idiot man-child, Markwayne Mullin, is the one Trump has tapped to head DHS and their $165 billion windfall budget.

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Noem debuts as Trump envoy at Latin American leader summit after DHS ouster Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is making her debut as special envoy for the "Shield of the Americas" — a position Trump shuttled her into after reshuffling DHS.

ICE Barbie demoted to Trump’s shieldmaiden after $220 million DHS promo boonDOGgle #RIPCricket

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US allows India to buy Russian oil during US-Israel war with Iran Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent gives India a 30-day waiver to buy Russian crude as a "stop gap measure".

Trump provides Russia with lucrative oil profits by easing sanctions while they put U.S. Troops at risk by providing Iran intel. This does not sound like #AmericaFirst to me. #TrumpFirst #AmericaLast

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a bunch of people on a plane with the words " buh-bye " in yellow ALT: a bunch of people on a plane with the words " buh-bye " in yellow

BUH-BYE Kristi! Don’t forget your boy toy on the way out!

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Never miss a marketing opportunity in these trying times. #FleeEmirates

Pentagon Pete Throws Tantrum at His Own Hand-Picked Reporters The so-called “secretary of war” couldn’t even handle a minor conflict with his own press pool.

Is this guy on drugs?… I think he might be on drugs.

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President Trump bans U.S. government from using Anthropic The Pentagon also ordered all military contractors to stop doing business with Anthropic. The company says it will challenge the move in court.

Trump’s DoD: Anthropic is designated a supply-chain risk because they won’t let us do a Skynet 🥴

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ICE Barbie's Mile High Dream Jet and Cuck Chair Playset… only $70 million.

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