Anzac Day might just be an excuse to invent a bludge off work and piss up for Chris Minns and NSW.

We're glad Victoria still marks the sacrifice and bravery as a proper memorial day.

It's amazing how settlement/occupation of this continent was initially defined by desperate waits for ships to arrive with vital supplies lest the whole enterprise collapse.

And 238 years later, here we are again.

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Getting that message - "NMFC WELCOMES REFUGEES" - on the banner for the 2015 elimination final one of my prouder moments.

North.

Joined those clubs with below banner in 2015 showing solidarity with refugees.

Led on ditching pokies, multicultural community work.

Led on women's footy, first clinic to have a Reconciliation Action Plan

Long association with old Labor - Arty Calwell and Simon Crean as prominent members

Me, visiting my child who had to move to another city to afford a house: "The trains are slightly less frequent here though darling!"

Victoria's land tax is the most important and successful public policy reform of the century and every other state should immediately follow suit.

Sydney has invested heavily in their PT without cutting fares.

And that's why you still can't get a train to Bondi Beach.

Which is even weirder when you consider her husband's career.

Nothing better than your team belting someone then watching the Derby over dinner.

I've heard from people who were in the newsroom at the time that her ignorance about drug use and addiction was genuinely stunning.

Like her worldview formed by mid 1980s Nancy Reagan just say no to drugs attitudes.

Remember how she behaved during Ben Cousins period of serious ill health?

Appalling out of touch Boomer.

Those "what are you really gambling with" warnings are so funny.

Money diverted from Nan's saving account after I got financial power of attorney der.

Not gunna waste my own money betting on like Connor Macdonald to get 20 touches and goals.

I'm not an idiot.

Lol Dutch Oven.

Lol thank you

Red, white and blue British Bulldogs.

Always were a bosses club, Huns down under.

Victorian taxpayers paid for infrastructure across the continent for decades.

Melbourne is now the largest, most important and fastest growing city in Australia.

We deserve our fair go too right?

"The subway escalators in Osaka are very slow compared to the new Metro."

Lololol exactly this.

One of my favourite ultra niche social media trends is when a Sydney knob points out that a city eleventy billion times cooler than theirs lacks some public transport doohickey enjoyed up on Botany Bay.

Sucked in Austin, TX your bus frequencies are poor!

He also works at Sportsbet lol.

Having one of those experienced big bodied mids like Hopper and Taranto round is great when rebuilding like you guys are - protect the high end kids you draft.

Just not sure you need BOTH lol.

Jeez these Ashcroft showponies get their cocks held for them when they go for a piss.

This is our 30 Years War.

A ruinously vicious conflict fought by people with relatively small religious differences in the greater scheme of things.

But who cannot imagine living in peace with their neighbours because in their self conception they exist purely to fight their neighbours.

Not Putin blowing up the Iran ceasefire.

J'adore

Its taken the Russians YEARS of sustained attack on Ukraine's grid to get results.

The Americans won't be able to do what Trump wants/claims to Iran's.

But the Gulf and especially Israeli systems are not battle hardened like the other two.

There's gunna be some all time TAKES this day my friends.

Oh God I'd almost forgotten about him.

This is my therapist.