Sending people to foreign prisons isn’t a debate about immigration policy. Telling private universities who they must hire and what they must teach isn’t about antisemitism. Destroying the economy thru tariffs isn’t about revitalizing American industry.

It’s all about power and domination.

Men will bring down the global economy to avoid addressing their IBS

It's like suggesting that your household should sell exactly as much stuff to Target as it sells to you

Wanna xlink? Or join my webring?

The @escapehatchpod.bsky.social fam is never far. It’s true.

When we go to breakfast without our resident @escapehatchpod.bsky.social host

Help me remember all of the monthly seasonal chocolate barks in the Twitter Cafe. (Indeed this was a thing)

December: peppermint

Honestly I’m the last person to know as I’m gluten free :(. But this thought popped into my head as I drove past tourists in north beach and reflected on how for all the shitting on SF that occurs a lot of people visit and make great memories.

But you’re feeling *something* which is a start

I hate this

There is! And every time I drive past touristy places I’m reminded of the magic being a tourist here (or lots of places, but definitely here)

Don’t forget that every day, there are people eating the best pizza they’ve ever had in San Francisco.

The most empowering belief for straight women is that men can do hard things, even though they can’t find things in cabinets in plain sight.*

*indulging in this time before my extremely capable spouse accepts his bluesky invite

@mgs.bsky.social was trying to make sports happen the other day. Seems inevitable

It’s like twitter after dark but 24/7 so far

I’ve missed weird internet

I don’t know what I did right to have people I care about and respect call me for advice in the critical moments of their career.

Kid-me who was just DYING to tell other people what to do all the time would be so jealous.

Hope you have better luck than my attempt at succession sheets

Le topo chico, mon amie

My husband watched succession and I have not so now I have to avoid eye contact for 24 hours so I don’t accidentally peer into his soul and find spoilers

They're all just getting started, but here are some friends you may want to check out and follow!

* @kimcrayton1.bsky.social
* @thekidmero.bsky.social
* @aoc.bsky.social
* @glitch.bsky.social
* @mckelvie.bsky.social
* @anandwrites.bsky.social
* @ernie.tedium.co

This is pretty funny without the photo of Willie Nelson that got dropped

My granddaddy is very proud of you

How time slips away…

Apologies for the cross post but I need to use this new platform for my #1 cause:

Please support my campaign to rename soy sauce as “wheat sauce” and let tamari take over the soy sauce name space. Thank you.

Also, please introduce Korean restaurants to tamari. Because I want to eat their food.

So many people reaching out to me to reconnect oops I mean get a bluesky invite. On text. In the airport. On the bird app. Haven’t been this popular in years.

That’s kind of you - it was very much a team effort. And I’m sure there was plenty of room for critique / competition!

I mean. Greg is a complex topic. He’s probably going to turn out to be the most important character in the last two episodes. Would not adopt him like I would Roman. Would not befriend like Shiv (she needs some female friends for sure).

Have had cars whip around me through a 4-way stop when I have the audacity to stop at a stop sign. Never seen anything like it in the US.