I fuggin miss drinking choccy milk out of a blue sippy cup agh why can't the kid-o-matic spray be real

I LOVE BEING LITTLE
I love using sippy cups and pacis and watching cartoons and snuggling my plushies and playing wif dollies and-

手癖で描くいつも不機嫌そうなおさげ女子

welcome to ted island

that's my course of action when feeling that exact, same way too

if nothing else works, keep posting through it. You got this

It wasn't a choice. Not really. It was get her attention or die tiny and alone. And you picked right. But...

She didn't have to take to it so naturally. Didn't have to speak so sweetly when she addressed you, like this was everything you'd both ever wanted.

...she could've at least asked your name

Bad Queen 🪄

... I deadass don't even know how to respond to that one, like, I would've thought he was doing a bit.

"how are y'all drinking a normal human amount of liquid per day? that's weird, be like me and don't hydrate"

hoi is awesome

god she was so cool

you absolutely should learn how to just be chill.

Whatever counterculture does develop will be even weirder and more abrasive than we can even conceive of now and if you can’t be cool about it you’re going to end up on Team Schlafly and Rowling and Anti-Sex Zoomer without even realizing it

I fear people will read this and be like “oh god I gotta force myself into the weird box or I’m gonna get left behind” and I wanna present a third option: just be fuckin chill about it

you don’t have to understand or participate (tho if you want to you should also feel free) but…

Oh I see bsky will let me upload Maggie jerkin it but nothing else

Also she's not mad at me anymore and in fact we are now having a conversation with flashlights

Like

ok now she's jerkin it with the girl she's mimicking behind her house which I also live in

Maggie got mad at me in Tomodachi and now she's beating the shit out of a lamp post while saying "THIS IS MY ANSWER" and I can only assume she's pretending the lamp post is me

LET ME UPLOAD VIDEOS AHGHG

what if you woke up and there was a giant text box and arrow pointing at you saying 'non-con porn' and everyone could see it

Patchouli

Me: Hell yeah, I’m so good at freehanding art. I’m a genius

Me, ten seconds later: …It’s 10% too big…

can bluesky please work for 5 seconds holy shit

THE CELL GAMES HAVE STARTED IN MEET & FUCK ISLAND

the beginning of life on Toko Town Island with the giant rat that makes all of the rules. #tokotalk

I regret to inform you that this is me

The fucked up dog from toy story

you should put it in tomodach

When I'm scrolling really fast I keep thinking the moon child title screen is the terranigma title screen