Who is least qualified: donkey kong jr. teaching math or popeye teaching English

a website is supposed to display words and occasionally a funny picture of a household pet. the word "ingest" and/or "compile" must never appear in its job description

brb doing some very important work

congratulations on making that one far side cartoon a working reality

it is happening again

The Quake 1 axe sound is just the Metal Hit sound from Korg M1, and the signature grenade bounce is in fact the same sound nearly 2 octaves lower.

i think my football team would be a bit better if one of their lead guys didn't submerge his hands in sex lube between quarters. call it a hunch.

Indie animation is the Internet’s latest craze! It all started some time in 2019. Nobody had ever thought to put cartoons on the Internet before then.

Dumb retrogaming/retro PC question - is there a good way, preferably via some DLL wrapper or other, to reduce the mouse polling rate on a per-game basis? Got a few games set up that don't handle high rates well, but dipping into my mouse settings everytime I wanna play is a pain.

Rough edges add flavor and texture! And Halo 2 was roughly 90% rough edges by volume.

time to rate some more amounts of money

$414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from
$50: nice and neat. i love it!
$1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money
$1000: don't bullshit me
$1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought
$614.05: solid
$0: hey, wait a minute!
$18.93: bad salad

come ON dude

exploring the origin point of our political moment (probably) (maybe) (if you squint a bit)

a clay rendering of a triangular god standing on a pile of enemy corpses, a smoking golden revolver and shotgun in his hands. the logo says GUN GODZ in beautiful gold

We've just released a major quality of life update for our classic freeware shooter GUN GODZ on both Windows & Mac with bug fixes, gamepad support, rebindable controls, and a proper settings menu!

There has never been a better time to wake up in a jail on Venus:
steamcommunity.com/games/522940...

old games were perfect and optimized

from the archives, circa 2022, found while i was trying to find something else. two great tastes that taste great together.

ULT ABILITY: put on robe and wizard hat

ladies and gentlemen, we found 'em

mashing out a few hundred words on the most controversial and important subject of our era: a kids movie

Razor1911 YouTube video by Dubmood

revision happened this weekend, the big european demoscene event, and razor1911 have released a demo celebrating forty years in the scene

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Anb...

Patch 2.0 for Killing Time: Resurrected is now LIVE, and this includes the 3DO levels! Take a look 👀 🦆

steamcommunity.com/games/1733170/announcements/detail/501728453452629379

Thanks for watching! Some weird and wonderful games there, and some less wonderful games to boot. BAD CAT. More Amiga stuff soon.

Tonight at 9PM AEDT (6AM ET/12PM CEST)! It's April! Again! It's Amiga! Again! It's a good excuse to play Turrican and its less-glorious West-German compatriots! Again! That's right, #Amigapril has returned.

it's on the shopping list

my football team is losing by half but I refuse to leave the pub until the final siren because mama didn’t raise no biiiitch

This is CIA Operative: Solo Missions, a ValuSoft Banger by many of the people who would go on to develop Medal of Honor: Allied Assault and Call of Duty.

exploring the secret origins of the call of duty franchise

Sad to say that we've hit a last-minute delay: We've finally hit the limits of #DOOM and had to move to a new platform. Thankfully though, after making some *mild* design tweaks to fit, Final Burn Alpha feels pretty comfortable. More soon!