The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)

*hic*

A) It’s not that I don’t agree with him, but what exactly is this supposed to accomplish beyond getting a cheap pop from the choir?

B) Why does he sound like Obama on the verge of tears?

One stresses the importance of repentance, and the other is all about never admitting fault. Easy choice for tremendous pieces of shit.

That man just stays lit nowadays.

Happy Wrestlemania Weekend to everyone except Ari Emanuel.

The heartwarming origin story of one of the biggest, most soulless corporations in America. Very 2026.

Especially hilarious coming from the Ashley to Elon’s Homelander.

“Drank from the hose” is Gen-X’s “walked 15 miles through the snow barefoot.”

You know you’re in Finger Poke of Doom territory when you’ve lost the most positive man in wrestling.

I’m sorry, but if you’re attending these Smackdown shows and you’re not using every breath in your lungs to chant “THIS SHIT SUCKS” throughout the entirety of every Pat McAfee segment, this is partially on you.

The All-American Rejects - Move Along (Official Music Video) YouTube video by AllAmericanRjctsVEVO

The All-American Rejects - Move Along

Pretty much all cheese is disgusting.

C’mon, c’monnnn…

Jeff Buckley - Last Goodbye (Official Video) YouTube video by jeffbuckleyVEVO

Jeff Buckley - Last Goodbye

Oh! Sweet Nuthin' (2015 Remaster) YouTube video by The Velvet Underground - Topic

The Velvet Underground - Oh! Sweet Nuthin’

BREAKING: Woman who enthusiastically voted for and championed a sexual predator who paints his face the color of sweet potato casserole every morning wonders aloud if he has it in him to act normal.

Just What I Needed YouTube video by The Cars - Topic

The Cars - Just What I Needed

“Pat MAGAfee? What? What is that about?”

The way these podcast bro dipshits keep trying and failing to convince us they were never gleefully swallowing the entirety of Trump’s little pink piglet.

Cult of Personality (Remastered 2023) YouTube video by Living Colour - Topic

Living Colour - Cult of Personality

CM Punk’s opening promo has yet to be uploaded to WWE’s YouTube page, and I think it’s pretty obvious why.

#WWERaw

Color me shocked he thinks he’s currently still living in the ‘90s.

They’re gonna let him launch the nukes from his death bed on some Make a Wish kid shit.

And in goes another finger on the ol’ monkey’s paw.

Nirvana - Heart-Shaped Box (Director's Cut) YouTube video by NirvanaVEVO

Nirvana - Heart-Shaped Box

I don’t want Trump dying anywhere near a religious holiday. You think the reaction to Charlie Kirk getting popped was horribly overblown? Imagine if he was killed on December 21st. “God wanted him home for Christmas” or some shit.

Is Your Love Strong Enough? YouTube video by Release - Topic

How To Destroy Angels - Is Your Love Strong Enough?

Then I Met You YouTube video by The Proclaimers - Topic

The Proclaimers - Then I Met You

When You Come Back Down YouTube video by Nickel Creek - Topic

Nickel Creek - When You Come Back Down

Welp, looks like from now on AI is to April Fools what tequila is to Cinco de Mayo. Our tacky self-destruction marches on unabated.