TheCyberSmith tweeting out: "Human Pet Guy" All my wisdom, all of my intelligence, all of my genius insight is forgotten. You do not consider the hours I spent debunking veganism on Tumblr. You do not consider the fiction I wrote for Deviantart. You do not consider the essays I submitted to Reddit.
this is the funniest shit i've seen all year ngl
therapy, but your therapist consumes several Arby's Beef and Cheddars during the session
on a scale of paper to lobster, how red is he
Dustine Hoffman, crossing the street and almost getting hit by a car:
HEY, I'm GOCKIN here!
actually said "wow" out loud
oh my god I love your hair and all of the rest
just watched a grown man sneeze directly down the front of his own shirt.
It’s absolutely incredible that the left has to spent all their time defending Hasan and Chapo and etc etc but “the barely literate and incredibly racist streamer who sets the national policy agenda on the right” doesn’t narrow it down to just one guy
I usually try to explain it like this: picture Katie Tightpussy as Adam Friedland. Now imagine they're Serbian. Doesn't look so much like Tulip Mania was caused by grifters posting L's online now, does it?
god you're cute. Would smooch 110%
I've had to use this to explain why screaming "MY RIGHTS" doesnt just give one the ability to do whatever they want.
oh thank god I can finally uncross my toes
DID IT WORK
I got my fingers and toes crossed for you
eeee thank you
whats wild is I've only been alive for 33 of those
photo of me scrubbing bugs off the front of my work truck
behold: me scrubbing bugs off The Rectangle™️
I just say "can I kiss you" and I think the confidence, prior disclosure of being on the spectrum, and generally being a real cutiepie sells it.
That’s stupid thing to say. I was clearly mad from the start of this thread. I didn’t suddenly get mad when your dumb ass showed up.
*notes, even
perfect response, no noted.
I have made new synthsizer music
fanta crimson sour cherry
review: this is just carbonated nyquil
rememver the sriracha quesarito? it was so fuckin good
anyone remember?
hated that guy. just awful.
hey who was that smug fuck who was the FCC chairman during trump 1
who up healthmogging clavicular rn
hilarious how the looksmaxxing guy keeps getting looksmogged by normiepilled dudes
ONCE AGAIN
I'm paying you $3500 to fuck off, basically