I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Braves

Hell yeah

Hang on he did fuckin what?

I did not expect Trump 2.0 to make me go feral in (very) reluctant defense of Catholicism but goddamn it here we are

“It's a shame that the Pope has made the Catholic Church political” is one of the most amazing sentences ever uttered by a politician. Elite stuff. Arguably the most wrong a person could be, including rejecting basic arithmetic.

Moving to within walking distance of this theater in June is going to be such a blessing

Went to see Close Encounters of the Third Kind at the Belcourt today and it was so good. Cant believe I hadn’t seen that one before.

{Extremely April 10th voice} the Braves are fuckin good dude

What a tremendous success. Fuck yeah NASA

It’s easier to make pimento cheese than it is to refine crude oil. They also sell shirts

Feel like the dog owner hatred is pretty specific to New York City. But some of these New York dogs are real bad, literally one of them in Yonkers convinced a guy to kill a bunch of people back in the 70s. No wonder folks on here are wary.

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

It kind of flies under the radar because his boss is the stupidest man of all time, but JD really is a flat out dumbass

This seems bad?

Geno is a piece of shit

Go Vols. Why not us?

Go big damn orange

He spent years trying to catch Nicklaus’s record just to end up breaking John Daly’s

See @ceereespeaks.bsky.social

Go Vol

Leon Trotski over here

Franklin is a racist swingers cult masquerading as a racist Christian commune, and it (along with the rest of Williamson County) should be placed under a large, impenetrable glass dome

Fair

I don’t think they’re going to see the soft zone against us they just had against SMU. Fingers crossed

If they can’t race how are they going to afford those jackets?

Vols beat Miami by 15

There is a party where two representatives from World Baseball Classic team Venezuela (Suarez and Acuna Jr) are dancing with women, and someone from Team USA (assumed to be Judge) is standing in the corner saying "they don't know Paul Skenes was almost in the airforce"

If he’s seeing ghosts I think that’s a positive sign

Q: What is Sinners about? A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/