Has anyone checked on @knowledgefight.bsky.social ? Pretty sure Jordan is ascending and Dan is dancing in the streets of Chicago.

A frog on a pride flag with the words: 4/20 is now officially GAY FROGS DAY!

Hurrah!

Please continue to be assured that our roadkill-based meats are processed in accordance with current federal health guidelines. All carcass penises are cut off and removed for study at the point of roadside collection.

Thank you for enjoying arbys

You paid the cat tax so I will accept this. I hope you all enjoy your time off.

People willing calling people by their chosen names of Clavicular or Sneako but complain about trans people pronouns. Get fucked

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

I hate that I know what any of that means.

A more accurate sentence has never been written.

If you're willing to hunt you can absolutely find treasures.

Ours closed here and I still mourn it. All of my clothes and most of my shoes are thrifted. The only thing I buy new are underwear, socks and athletic shoes.

100% and I got it at a thrift store for like $5

It's army green and covered in embroidery flowers and birds in yellow, orange and red. I love it more than anything.

The Avignon Papacy sounds like either a really bad Dan Brown novel or a really good death metal band

Your girlfriend and your babies are perfect just like you. 🖤

"Trying to 'engage' with fascism is like trying to have an intimate emotional relationship with a running chainsaw. The very act of framing fascism as a reasonable partner for dialogue is an act of propaganda that validates and normalizes fascism."

Good read on the utter failure of corporate media:

Roast beef is brown
and covered in cheeses
You'll stay dead when you die,
Unlike that made-up cunt Jesus.

Please enjoy arbys

The way I gasped listening to that story. 🤯

Tomorrow is April fools day. Big day for those of us who already struggle at a deep pathological level with trusting a humanity who simultaneously scorns and spites us.

In 2016, a bunch of us were told that we were just being dramatic, we didn't need to be upset, there were checks and balances, we didn't need to worry and that things could not possibly get as bad as we imagined because no one would ever let that happen. Anyways,

'Mmm. You smell like jellybeans.' is a really great pickup line for the Easter Bunny. Just in case.

"He's autistic and just got a little too excited!"

Signed your biggest Tylenol American Fan

Oh. Sorry I didn't realize it was.

Great show. You should definitely check this out.

What a diva! 😻

We're about 3 weeks away from ICE agents delivering the mail.

*cut to me welcoming all the snakes into my home to sample the shamrock shake

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

The world is already disappointing enough. Expecting me to celebrate math holidays is simply asking too much.

Happy opening night to the whole crew of THE SHARK IS BROKEN! We're on stage at @strazcenter.bsky.social through Apr. 5! 🎟️: www.strazcenter.org/events/2526-... #tampa #tampabay