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There is nothing contradictory about the desire to one day meet someone special, fall in love and have a lasting relationship while also being horny AF right now, ready to be slutted out and passed around like a $2 whore. Or so I tell myself...
To prevent drowning always stay connected to your lifeline.
I’d lick him from head to toe
LGBT+ riders face systemic violence on Uber—from Bogotá to NYC. 🏳️🌈🚫 No one should fear an attack or abandonment because of who they are. We demand mandatory safety training and real accountability. Safety is a right! a.allout.org/s/vG7eA/
I'm so horny I may need to use Uber Dicks and have something delivered. Or Dick Dash.
Just stop by and break me off a little sump'n sump'n
Jus’ chillin’ with your homie.
Magically delicious!
Watching the basketball playoffs always makes me fantasize about having a train run on me or going through the locker room giving head. The games are exciting too.
No hands!
You can always go out for brunch later.
I dare you to stick it down my throat. Double dare!
What’s your biggest dating mistake?
Mine is being attracted to guys that aren’t attracted to me. Maybe it will result in a friendship, but usually nothing more.
This
Uhh…NO! You hella phyne!
Unraveling the chaos/chemistry confusion. youtu.be/-Bb8KqrjGZ8?...
Drip, drip, drip...
Dig ole' bick!
Face cream keeps the skin moist
Always remember to moisturize.
Seriously though, this is how you catch a public lewdness charge and a life term on the sex offender registry. Do your jerking off privately.
A big banana and two mangoes
My theory about skinny boys and big dicks holds true.
How about I lay on the floor and you squat over me?
I would happily have dick for breakfast, but I usually wind up having cereal.
Rubbing one out. 🔥
Be honest, could you take @dayskiid.bsky.social balls deep? Would you taste that hole too?
Cock? That's a big dick!
Why do some people call certain sex acts “freaky” when they’re about as vanilla as you can get?