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Butt: How much money is there in the world?
Fart: Enough for everyone to chill for a long time.
Butt: So why are we all working our butts off?
Fart: Because a handful of people never had a father tell them they love them.
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#money #comic #buttnfart
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Butt: This area is haunted by Bigfoot’s Ghost.
Fart: How did he die?
Butt: He went to a restaurant in town... When the waitress said enjoy your meal he said “You too.”
Fart: Oof, brutal.
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#bigfoot #ghost #camp #comic
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Fart: I’m completely out of ideas.
Butt: You can have mine.
Fart: You have ideas?
Butt: No but you can have them.
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#ideas #comic #buttnfart
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Butt: You ‘ight, u barely touched your ramen burrito
Fart with laptop/phone: so much craziness in the world.
Butt: there’s a lot less if u stop looking at that rectangle all the time.
Fart: You’re right - Fart takes out a triangle laptop.
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#Ramen #Buttirto #comicstrip #comic #buttnfart
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Butt: Oh Snap, It’s my old Strollboi.
Fart: I can finally give you the mix tape I made.
Strollboi: Sorry bro, I only play bangers.
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#walkman #comic #mixtape #bangers
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Butt: What ya doing brah?
Fart: Doom scrolling while the TV is on.
Butt: Peeping anything good?
Fart: Everything is the worst it's ever been.
TV: TV: #1 cause of death in 1346: To the Face.
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#buttnfart #comic #lol #comedy #memes #comicstrip
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Butt: Hey Fart, This is my lady friend, Heiny
Heiny: Howdy!
Fart: Hi Heiny...Maybe one day I’ll have a lady fart friend.
Heiny: Well, girls don't fart, so lady farts don't exist... (fart)
Fart: So there is hope.
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#buttnfart #comic #lol #comedy #memes #comicstrip
virtual reality check
Happy #RizzoWeek to all the Rizzos of the world. #TheMuppets70
Who needs a do over?
Tariff this, tariff that. How’s about you tariff a piece of that scallion pancake for me
I am once again thinking of the brilliant review of Trader Joe's on Hyperion by "Werner Herzog" (@pftompkins.bsky.social)
And now I can post the full audio version <3
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Butt: I don’t have any ideas.
Fart: For waht?
Butt: I got this brand new PearBook Pro with Quad Core AI Blockchain Quantum GPU and I can’t think of anything to do with it besides look at memes.
Fart: What about all the things they show you in the commercials?
Butt: Ugh, that sounds like work bro.
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Fart: You playing Amazing Giuseppe Siblings?
Butt: Ya, but the Prince is always in another castle.
Fart: Don’t you mean Princess?
Butt: Naw dude, in this one ya gotta find ya boy and tell ‘em to stop obsessing over her.
#buttnfart #comic #lol #comedy #memes #comicstrip
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Butt: Why can't I succeed at stuff?
Fart: Have you tried to do ANYTHING?
Butt: Man, even my friends are against me.
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#buttnfart #comic #lol #comedy #memes #comicstrip
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Fart: Wanna go to the movies? Watch some sportsball? Get a snack?
Butt: I said I’m busy.
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#buttnfart #comic #lol #comedy #memes #sportsball
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Fart: Did you go vote?
Butt: Voting is for nerds.
Cop: Sir, you’re under arrest for violating the new anti nerd-hate law that passed by one vote.
Butt: Man, someone needs to do something about this!
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#leopardsatemyface #buttnfart #comic #lol #comedy #memes #comicstrip
Guy watching TV: OH BOY CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH THIS! HM! THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD I ENJOYED IT *Guy is now watching a reviewer online named "cool man" review the show. Cool Man: IT WAS SHIT Guy: IT WAS SHIT WASN'T IT.... THIS.... HAS BEEN MY OPINION ALL ALONG...
Butt: Fake it ‘till you make it. Fart: Make what? Butt: I have no idea.
Fake it ‘till you make it #comic #buttnfart
