You Have to Play to Win!
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— AU BATTAT, PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎰
[ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ]
/ anything for you my champion 💪💪
/ (single foam finger in the crowd waving enthusiastically)
All's fair in love and war... and you picked war, so here I am.
Dear God, can you be more subtle next time?
meow.
i ain't seen a cuter kid.
[ tilting her head fondly. giving pigeon a little smile... ]
so festive...
[ big big eyes. oh... little thang... ]
[ opening her mouth for a moment, before deciding whatever she could've said to that is better left on the cutting room floor. ]
attaboy! c'mon, i'll letcha feel a lil' heaven before you see the real thing.
/ spam youre scarin the hoes a little with that one brother
well, i dunno! i've never had to do a durability check on someone... not in a long while. i'm heavy 'n if you actually croak under me i ain't livin' with the guilt.
... but i like how sure you are, so. fuck it, yeah? let's do it.
hey, c'moooon. don't gimme that, i'm serious! that kinda love is something you gotta grow into... but it'll kill when you get there. prommy.
... oh, you know a SECOND guy like that? jeez, no wonder. there's your problem.
siiigh...
you will one day. i know it. 'n the second you do it'll be like bein' reborn.
he's really not that bad! bit of a pervert but that gives him soul. just like me!
[ flashing a big, big grin. ]
jus' like anyone, really.
[ quiet little cackle. he's confident, at least. that's kinda cute. ]
mmkaaay. if you say so... 🩷
hah! you shoulda seen the men i had eyes on back home!
[ no harm in it, hannah's one herself. it's only natural. ]
... i mean, hey, as long as you tap out if it's too much?
so am i, that's why i'm sayin' it.
[ snickering. ]
thanks. normally i wouldn't care much but i kinda like him, so.
violence is very much a laughing matter. i'm all smiles when i'm makin' someone into mincemeat. or, uh... cecina, i guess. if we're makin' an effort to stay topical.
... don't kill him, i guess. i'll, uh... i dunno, i'll sweeten the pot somehow if you play nice for me.
... jeez, d'you have cotton in your pips? i said you look hot in pink.
...
you were serious???
[ WIDE eyes. hand over her mouth like she's gonna start laughing. ] PARDON?
... why /would/ you? seems just as silly a question.
wh-
fuck me, did you have that on you the whole time?
... jeez, do i need to start leavin' milk out for you little weirdos or are you doin' a bit?
he starts freakin' out when i do that most of the time. reckon you might have to kill him.
figured you'd be first to the punch. not bad, huh? ✨
one of you gotta change your tone. i'm not becoming a cat lady. i can't.
