It's 2025, 20 months into a live-streamed ethnic cleansing, and Thom Yorke is getting outflanked by Theo Von

He can't take X from the hardcore kids. Poser apartheid loser.

If we bully him into getting in one of his midlife crisis SpaceX pre-coffins

Okay so a year on, the only update I have is that I keep thinking about that one time someone told me his gender was "Bugs Bunny in drag". Entire abstracts published on gender theory and this Jessica-Rabbit looking mfer covers it all in one sentence.

Bluesky gets a pic of my cysts and that’s it