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an illustration of a winged lion nestled in a escher-like labyrinth covered in thick vines

an illustration of a winged lion nestled in a escher-like labyrinth covered in thick vines

the minotaur aka the winged lion

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The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

1 week ago 13311 4665 60 87
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The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

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Dan Rather represents an era when journalism wasn't as polarized into political groups. I miss those days. 😭

2 weeks ago 22283 4933 418 167
Headline: 
Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran

Headline: Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

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At a certain point it became
Unfashionable for poets to care about
Meter. they just started writing
Whatever they wanted
Into a vaguely poem-like shape.

Whatever happened to sonnets?
Are rhyme-schemes trying too hard?
Or did we forget to teach people how
To read

3 weeks ago 637 63 39 1

PANEL 1: A shot of jack-booted stormtroopers parading down a street. In the far background, two figures are ducking on a rooftop.
PERSON 1: HMM. That can't be good.
PERSON 2: They'll probably come for us soon!

PANEL 2: Closer in on the roof, PERSON 1 is MATTIE. She sits up a little bit and pulls up her phone.
MATTIE:  WAIT. I have an idea. Yes!

PANEL 3: MATTIE, turned away from the edge of the roof. She types on her phone. The SECOND PERSON still peers over the edge.
SFX: BINK!
MATTIE: OKAY. I have canceled my subscription to, I believe, the correct tv and movie streaming service, that should fix all this.

PANEL 4: Same shot, MATTIE turns to the other person, who turns back to her.
MATTIE: Any change?
PERSON 2: Not yet…Try another one maybe?

PANEL 1: A shot of jack-booted stormtroopers parading down a street. In the far background, two figures are ducking on a rooftop. PERSON 1: HMM. That can't be good. PERSON 2: They'll probably come for us soon! PANEL 2: Closer in on the roof, PERSON 1 is MATTIE. She sits up a little bit and pulls up her phone. MATTIE: WAIT. I have an idea. Yes! PANEL 3: MATTIE, turned away from the edge of the roof. She types on her phone. The SECOND PERSON still peers over the edge. SFX: BINK! MATTIE: OKAY. I have canceled my subscription to, I believe, the correct tv and movie streaming service, that should fix all this. PANEL 4: Same shot, MATTIE turns to the other person, who turns back to her. MATTIE: Any change? PERSON 2: Not yet…Try another one maybe?

any change | patreon.com/lubchansky

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Screenshot of video of children burning Lionel Messi jerseys

Screenshot of video of children burning Lionel Messi jerseys

When I watched a smiling Lionel Messi applauding Trump’s cartoon villain bloodlust, I thought about Muhammad Ali going on international television to deliver his poem condemning the Attica prison massacre, telling the world that fascists would never conquer the human spirit.

1 month ago 1219 255 7 5
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A skilled knight is in the middle of destroying you with her deadliest guitar riff 🎸🔥 Prepare your elixirs

A skilled knight is in the middle of destroying you with her deadliest guitar riff 🎸🔥 Prepare your elixirs

Bard Knight 02🛡️
‘Tis a Critical Hit! 🎸

1 month ago 7639 2256 43 5

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

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Two colour illustration of Barad Dûr, with Sauron's eye at the top. surrounded with the ring inscription in elvish. the sky is red with sparks and ash floating in the air, the tower is above a fiery chasm. The front doors are glowing red with silhouettes of chains and armouries. A cloud of ash conceals the horizon. This will be a banner and riso print first. Digital prints coming later this year.

Two colour illustration of Barad Dûr, with Sauron's eye at the top. surrounded with the ring inscription in elvish. the sky is red with sparks and ash floating in the air, the tower is above a fiery chasm. The front doors are glowing red with silhouettes of chains and armouries. A cloud of ash conceals the horizon. This will be a banner and riso print first. Digital prints coming later this year.

BARAD DÛR

1 month ago 6012 1765 31 17
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Guardian 🌿

2 months ago 7813 2635 31 8

This guy (@glutelord.bsky.social) is correct about a lot of the discourse around "looksmaxxing" and so much of guys' ideas of what men should look like, and he should keep saying it.

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Digital art of three sleeping foxes with fawn fur pattern

Digital art of three sleeping foxes with fawn fur pattern

fox fawn

2 months ago 2862 902 14 2

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

2 months ago 19787 5955 19 78
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Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it

2 months ago 13808 2879 154 88

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

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Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.

2 months ago 6438 2039 33 16
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Warhammer company Games Workshop bans Generative AI for all content to “respect our human creators” Games Workshop has banned the use of Generative AI for future Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000 content as the studio strives to protect artists.

love this for Warhammer, James Workshop has done it again
frvr.com/blog/warhamm...

3 months ago 528 67 21 10
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The Star — Keeper of the Mother Tree

This year I promised myself to put more emphasis on narrative illustrations and composition, so I'm starting with a tarot-style art with Neris ✨🌾
#warcraft #oc

3 months ago 1513 338 21 4
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smoldering coals 🌑

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Ink drawing- a fairy queen stands staring at the viewer. In one hand she holds a scepter, in the other she lifts her heavy skirt slightly. She is standing in a bramble of blackberries in front of a tree. She has big moth wings.

Ink drawing- a fairy queen stands staring at the viewer. In one hand she holds a scepter, in the other she lifts her heavy skirt slightly. She is standing in a bramble of blackberries in front of a tree. She has big moth wings.

🦋

4 months ago 1780 470 12 1
divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h
ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

10/10 take. No notes.

5 months ago 22387 5677 208 307
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one of my old crewmates unearthed a mug-sized roman redware pot that had a finger-and-thumb sized pinch on the side--perfect for holding. our resident ceramics pro was confused af, but obv some ancient person messed up or was screwing around and decided to fire it anyway. we named it Dimple Baby.

5 months ago 108 16 0 0

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

6 months ago 7827 2620 51 64