Stephen Lawrence Day

Stephen Lawrence Day 22 April

Thinking of #StephenLawrence and family today.

Two pigeons canoodle on my garden fence.

Look at my nesting pair of pigeons! 🥰

A beautiful Calico cat lays on a stair, with the sun streaming down on her like the blessed feline angel she is.

Look at my much missed Gizmo Jones Rodriguez III 🥰

Remembering two years ago, when I had to come off all of my pain killers prior to my total hip replacement, and the dream I had that I did too many squats pre op and had to live in the hedge because my bum was too big to get through the door was definitely NOT opioid withdrawal related.

*Ahem*

Good thing : I have learned to accept endings, embrace them, and accept that things must eventually cease to be.

Bad thing : I now must finish listening to this terrible fucking audio book, even though it's making me increasingly angry because it's so shitting awful.

I had to stop my cats drinking coffee, they kept me up all night post caffeine.

I don't refute that I can also be lagging, but fucking honestly, sometimes!

The struggle of being the one whose brain is working faster when interacting with people is giving me The Frustration.

Am I the only one who sees a picture of someone's dinner and thinks; “that's a starter, yeah? Where's the rest? “, or have I fully embraced my best hobbit life?

Men : AITA?

Me, without reading the rest of the article : YES!

So, first of all, women can do anything, so write that down.

Second of all, I specifically would like to sleep for three days then eat an enormous buffet for 12 hours, so please also make a note of that.

ADVOCATE She revealed that at a recent visit to Mar-A-Lago, she wrote a letter to the president, asking for his personal help with a problem plaguing many trans Americans right now: the loss of their authentic gender marker on their identification. "Now we're going too far to the right, you know, with gender markers," she said. Jenner revealed that when she renewed her passport, it came back with an M for "male." "What do I do? I can't travel internationally anymore," said Jenner. She said so far, Trump has not responded to her letter, and she's chosen not to call him.

lol, Caitlyn Jenner thought she was going to get special treatment while the rest of us suffered.

www.advocate.com/news/caitlyn...

Text reads : Do people still do booty calls in their late 40's? At like what time? 7pm?

It's at 4pm, so you can do it three times before the ibuprofen wears off, and still have your tea at 5pm.

Headline reads : 109 Year Old Woman says Secret to Long Life is Avoiding Other People

When you don't want to live another 58 years, but you also don't want to speak to people.

The hilariously name "Sophia Money-Coutts" bemoans that vulgar expletives are creeping in to every life.

Oh, do fuck off.

BRB, got to ask the person whose stomach keeps rumbling "whose stomach is that?" 28 more times until they become absolutely infuriated.

Some dog shaped biscuits with outlines.

I had a biscuit idea and whilst they didn't turn out how I hoped, I'm pleased with them as a first try.

A lamp post with the numbers 007 on.

Looks like Riz Ahmed has sadly missed out; the new Bond has been cast already.

#Bait
#Bond
#007

Dubbed by myself and my partner, across the pond in the UK, as Detective Donut Dipshit.

The "grounding techniques for the senses" list; 5 things you can see 4 things you can touch 3 things you can hear 2 things you can smell 1 thing you can taste

Why the grounding techniques for the senses don't work for me ;

5 random people annoying the shit out of me;
4 random people I would like to slap;
3 random people I can hear when I don't want to;
2 random smelly people who don't use deodorant;
1 desire to bite someone random's face off.

When parents who think they're NT start realising their kids inherited those genes from someone...

We always welcome more gender neutral bathrooms.

A truly great day. 🥰

A screenshot of a twitter conversation that reads @mel_thebell90 like how do I get men to pay attention to me?? I'm literally in my underwear next to my boyfriend and he is glued to his phone watching a YouTube doc on medieval sword making... @errybodylovesgreg Hey @mel_thebell90 Heyyy @errybodylovesgreg what's the name of that doc?

I never signed a release

Good afternoon only to any other AuDHD perimenopausal bitches who could happily throttle everyone within a 1 mile radius today.

#Langdon remembering what #King said in season 1 of #ThePitt. 😭