YOU: please act normal you need these people to like you

Me: ok!

People: hi...

Me: DO YOU KNOW I COULD BREAK BENEATH THE WEIGHT OF THE GOODNESS, LOVE, I STILL CARRY FOR YOU? THAT I'D WALK SO FAR JUST TO TAKE THE INJURY OF FINALLY KNOWING YOU?

cow looking longingly into the sea

right sorry 🤐

REBA MCENTIRE???

*squints* is that you.... rebecca?

bro idk who any of you are please introduce yourself

hiiii

we all got that one wizard homie who's always drinking blue potion

finally free of minion sex bots 😐

happy halloween month, heres some gentle horror poetry

if i ever post something that can be interpreted in more than one way, then i definitely wrote it with the intention of grievously wounding you, a stranger i have never spoken to before and whose existence i was previously not aware of