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Posts by The Flying Spaghetti Monster

He's sorry for misleading people? Slimy motherfucker.

8 hours ago 0 0 0 0

As an Australian who is typing this right now, from my home in Australia, I can categorically confirm that Australia does not, in fact, exist.

10 hours ago 0 0 0 0

He is a coward, so it could just be because lone gunmen who are willing to shoot at a President is not a constituency he has any power over, so he doesn't want to antagonise them.

11 hours ago 1 0 0 0

Yes, but that's damning him with faint praise. I've seen 5-day old roadkill that would make a better President than Trump.

12 hours ago 0 0 0 0

We're you not around in early January, 2021?

12 hours ago 0 0 1 0

As prophetic as Orwell was, I think even he would be dumbfounded by this current shit-show.

14 hours ago 0 0 1 0

Strongly agree.

15 hours ago 0 0 0 0
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Or like Gary Oldman, who plays a different weird little freak every time, and always nails it.

15 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Disrespectful is a very polite way to describe giving aid and comfort to the enemy.

15 hours ago 6 1 0 0

He did nazi what the problem was.

15 hours ago 4 1 0 0

This quote seems very much at odds with his words to Oppenheimer when they met after the end of the war.

17 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Don't worry, I'm sure there is a vast army of pissed off conspiracy enthusiasts who are ready and willing to storm the capitol and take down this evil deep-state pedophile ring. Hello...? Anyone?

17 hours ago 23 3 2 0

Yeah, BYD is the Tesla killer. This is, at best, the crime scene cleanup crew.

17 hours ago 4 0 0 0

Laughing all the way to the bowser.

18 hours ago 0 0 0 0

He's averting his eyes. He knows you can't unsee that kind of thing.

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Kitten looks like a teenager being embarrassed by their parent. ๐Ÿคฃ

18 hours ago 50 0 3 0

And we'd all be called Shippies, or Shippers, depending on your regional dialect.

23 hours ago 1 0 0 0

I think there are civil asset forfeiture laws. His dipshit children should inherit his debts, not his ill-gotten gains.

23 hours ago 2 0 0 0

Some people think that atheists have no deeply held personal beliefs, but we definitely do. We've thought long and hard about what's true and what's right, and we live by those beliefs.

The people that don't have any, the ones who are spiritual and moral vacuums, are motherfuckers like this guy.

2 days ago 0 0 0 0

It's not trashing - he just said what he liked. People should stop freaking out every time someone expresses a different opinion.

2 days ago 1 0 0 0

That's just called "narcissistic personality disorder".

2 days ago 0 0 0 0

Where do I sign?

3 days ago 0 0 0 0

If only they had sold electric cars and solar panels this hard, we'd be a lot better off right now.

3 days ago 23 1 0 0
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It does seem like they should. Maybe we should ask the people who make the laws to change it?

4 days ago 0 0 0 0

We all have an unassailable constitutional right to be a dick.

4 days ago 2 0 0 0

Everyone with a brain expected this fiasco.

(although I'll concede it's even worse than I thought)

4 days ago 2 0 0 0

I hope "time constraints" refers to his life-span, I really do.

4 days ago 1 0 0 0

One question I hope your book answers: How much of the stuff from your colleagues at Fox is performative? Or are they all really the idiotic dingusses they appear to be?

4 days ago 4 0 0 0

Dianna taking the opportunity to feel up Riker's chest as she regains her balance. ๐Ÿ‘€

4 days ago 9 0 1 0
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Graham's post deserves an eyeroll montage:
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