i think you shouldnt be taken seriously if you say things like, "yes sir, yes sir, three bags full"

love you sis

hail. and well met

logging on, as a bit

bored at work

im afraid of commitment

nathan probably looks better on resumes than penis michael

just peeking in

hey! you transitioned. that's cool

hey guys

ok thanks

is this site good yet

ok man, all my savings are in ftx rn, but im expecting a big return soon

im gonna poop in your dumper man

hahaha, we’re all laughing at your poorly cropped photo

wrong

the only reason doctors worry about diarrhea is bc it happens so quickly that you could easily lose something if it fell out. in every other respect it’s preferable and more efficient

you lure balding honeys to your shack and paint them

you made this

i see that no one on this website has any respect for coloradans and their culture either

at what age do i have to stop letting the baby watch the sopranos

here i an (rock you like a huriccanbe)

here he come, dat boi, etc

this is unrelated but i just learned that the milf hunter trademark expired this month and i thought you should know

lover’s of selena gomez

going to need to log on to this app more often. not getting the engagement i need from the other one. not getting it from this one either, but i may as well be doubly disengaged

fuck. that’s so many ropes. even at my ropiest

the way i figure: if my head needed that water, it wouldn’t fall out

you live in northern china

if anyone in the city of seattle washington would like to be murdered in cold blood next tues-weds i have evenings open