to be fair, the shitposting is why i've logged in

i literally just logged in for the first time since squatting my name and this is what i see

hey jeff

Today you should listen to: “Amend” by Initiate. RIYL late 90s hardcore.

Oh just look on any Facebook meme page. It’s literally unearthed friends I barely remember from freshman year of college.

This seems like the only place that's safe from my Viral Tweet™.