a crazy pesto made with all those herbs in the fridge

i’m like dropping hints that i made a crazy pesto with all those herbs in the fridge

Uncle Peckerhead Horror-Comedy Screening + Q&A + Punk Show | PhilaMOCA A punk band. A demon roadie. A whole lot of gore. Join us for a one-night special screening + Q&A w/cast & crew + live music from the film

TONIGHT in Philadelphia at @philamoca.bsky.social

Doors 7PM
Screening 7:30PM
Q&A with cast & crew hosted by @sad13.horse of Speedy Ortiz
Five Hundred Bucks playing the songs from the movie.

Tickets :

the year is 2026. i have spent an entire decade hoping never to hear music described as "unapologetic" and every single day i am let down

The Uncle Peckerhead 5-Year
Anniversary Roadshow is LESS THAN THREE WEEKS AWAY, and we've got some very exciting news for the Philadelphia leg.

We are honored to have
@sad13.horse (Speedy Ortiz, Sad13) moderating the Q&A with the UP cast and crew.

PHL 🎟️🔗 : www.eventbrite.com/e/uncle-peck...

take me to the symphony and i'll tell you everything you want to know (a brief history of screams 1-6, the reasons behind the movement to boycott scream 7, all of the reasons scream 7 is one of the worst movies ever)

i’m like dropping hints that i really fucking hated scream 7

In which @sad13.horse , who convinced me to watch the Scream franchise to start with, eradicates any and all fomo about boycotting 7.

snuck into a movie for the first time since the 00s. wow that was fucking bad! boycott scream 7 duh but it’s not even worth the time and effort of sneaking in. at least i'll always have a scream 1-6 stabathon every october for the rest of my life

10 hour study with me at Columbia showing lunch

Her in the library

DHS illegally arrested me please help Text against image of her knees

Columbia student detained today is a day-in-the-life influencer with 100K followers. Her stories right now go from her studying for a Genetics exam in a nicely edited "ten hour study with me at Columbia" video, to a photo of her knees with the caption "dhs illegally arrested me please help"

and duh, for a bunch of reasons, i prefer to get slow fashion from indie brands, but durability isn’t one of the reasons

yeah i’ve still got some solid h&m garments from 2004 🤔

BDS calls for consumer [note: consumer, not artist] boycott of Spotify until the company meets demands to adopt an intersectional ethical programming, advertising, sponsorship, and partnership policy, and end all business with Partner Communications.

i too am begging for this

This guy gets it.

hey babe do you wanna go to the bar that banned people under 25 last week OR the bar that just banned people who post “all lives matter” online? we can go to both because we live in god’s greatest city, philadelphia 😍

yes alas i am also a recovered savage love reader but we can reclaim the phrase IMO

they’ve been writing “k*ll yourself lol” since time immemorial

it is not

right but i will fix the bad edits for free for my own sanity in watching the playback

a lyric doesn’t have to stop midway through a phrase. i can fix him

are the olympic figure skaters not bothered by the extremely bad audio editing in their medleys? if any of you is reading i volunteer myself to quality control and rehab your figure skating medleys

as this is not twitter i’m looking forward to not receiving any death threats for expressing this benign half-thought

bad bunny performance was incredible, as expected. not much thrilled to sit through infinity ads for AI, crypto, and MAHA. feels like diminishing returns on my endurance through an otherwise evil spectacle for a great 12 minute concert

Spotify Partners With Bookshop.org and Debuts Page Match Feature to Bridge Physical, E-book, and Audio Formats — Spotify Since bringing audiobooks to Spotify in 2022, we’ve helped listeners discover thousands of new favorite titles and authors while driving growth in the publishing industry. Today, we’re turning the pag...

I have questions. Firstly, what cut is Spotify keeping when someone buys a book through bookshop.org via its platform? The announcement says this "will directly support bookshops & the authors" but noticeably not that they will pass on 100% from purchases
newsroom.spotify.com/2026-02-05/b...

Fuck ICE, Free Palestine, Go Birds

this shit would’ve killed on twitter

what’s up NAMM who’s up who’s got a tampon

PAGING GARY LARSON, COW TOOLS CONFIRMED

fernet for dinner y/n?

this is because Dolly Parton is the equal or better of most strung- instrument players you can name, a fact often obscured by the vocabulary of iconography sometimes used to discuss her work. thanks for coming to my presentation this’ll take about half a hour

why is it that i keep trying to buy car insurance and then winding up on the wikipedia page for primus