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Posts by Michele Hansen

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a woman is sitting in a living room talking to someone and says " i mean it 's one banana " ALT: a woman is sitting in a living room talking to someone and says " i mean it 's one banana "

Picked a random Arrested Development episode to rewatch while doing my nails and it was this episode (!!!)

I feel like I should play the lottery, the universe is clearly on my side today

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"Klasse, what did you do on spring break?"
"I talked to a fox! In a bar!"

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The Danish approach would be to explain it in a child-friendly way: some people like dressing up in costumes when it isn't Halloween, and they make friends with other people who do the same, like how he has friends who also [insert hobby: play soccer, etc]

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1.5 yrs ago: cardio/body weight exercise person enters a gym and tries weights for the first time (even though i was always intimidated by them)

now: can squat & hip thrust more than body weight, and sad that a sprained finger means I've been stuck with body weight and no lifting for the past week

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A haul of books, mostly plays, from my new favorite bookstore in Ireland that will send English books to Denmark for a euro each. Heaven!

A haul of books, mostly plays, from my new favorite bookstore in Ireland that will send English books to Denmark for a euro each. Heaven!

New books day is always a good day!

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We’ll also be at Laravel Live UK and US! I’m a maybe for DK as our daughter’s birthday is day 1

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Laravel Meetup: Copenhagen, April 2026, Tue, Apr 7, 2026, 5:00 PM | Meetup Join us in April for our second event of the year, proudly hosted by [Eupry](https://laraveldk.org/company/eupry). Spend the evening learning, sharing experiences, and str

All packed and ready to go to Copenhagen. I’m looking forward to a little down time with the family. And I’m really excited to be sharing the stage with Ashley Hindle on Tuesday. If you’re in the neighborhood, don’t miss this. www.meetup.com/laravel-cph/...

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Wish I could make it! Hope you guys have a great time in Copenhagen 😊

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Noooo! We loved The Residence. I love how Kylie Minogue originally only had one or two lines but got so into it that they gave her a bigger part

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Monty Python - Mattress Skit
Monty Python - Mattress Skit YouTube video by thebrat307101

Using AI sometimes reminds me of the Mattress Skit. 'Yes, it can pronounce things in English naturally! Oh, you just have to know to give it instructions using Chinese pronunciation. I'm sorry, I should have explained earlier. Otherwise it's perfectly all right!"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGEe...

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This, and like 3 sentences (of which one is complete nonsense) are the only things I remember from a year of Mandarin classes in high school 😂

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I've been flighting with ElevenLabs for over an hour trying to get it to pronounce Geocodio correctly. Tried IPA, tons of phonetic spellings, nothing.

I just finally got it to work... by explaining the intonation of each part using Chinese tones 🤯

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i feel like it's such a forgotten and under-appreciated children's show, but definitely played a role in me being interested in the Cold War in college 😂

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Prompt I'm noticing myself using more and more:

"Please turn this entire conversation into a skill"

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with Rocky and Bullwinkle being the immediate prequel and the apocolypse that caused it

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i paused all my little promotional autoposts so here i am, just a girl standing in front of a feed saying “let me tear down your landing page”: punchlinecopy.com/jab

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Price per quart? Shrinkflation baby

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die Ursprungsbedarfsvergessenheit

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A very smart boy

A very smart boy

Just lured my dog inside with the promise of a treat.

Walked over to the drawer. Gave him the treat.

Dog takes the treat. Runs back outside.

Round 2.

I have to open the treat drawer to get him back inside. I go close the door.

He puts his nose in the treat drawer.

My dog is smarter than me

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This talk from my friend Omar was great. Worth your time

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Cards Against Artisans: Laravel Live UK 2026 Exclusive Expansion Pack preview

Cards Against Artisans: Laravel Live UK 2026 Exclusive Expansion Pack preview

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ohhh thanks!

I'm able to hunt-and-peck with my right hand/use my right index finger, so it's not so bad that I need voice nav... but not very efficient either 😂

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Not evident in this video: me crunching my right hand on one of the back handsprings and spraining a finger 🙄 🫣

Slightly problematic when you type all day.

I guess this means I finally need to try out Whisper Flow. Any pro tips?

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Today was another fun day!

I had to retire from gymnastics at age 14 after breaking my back, and I’m pretty sure teenage me would cry tears of joy if she knew I’d do gymnastics regularly as an adult. Adult gymnastics simply wasn’t a thing in those days, I thought I was done for good

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oh, haha, yeah! I’ve lived in Denmark for almost six years

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Probably wide enough for an airtrack… 🧐

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(And Farum April 12th - a bit closer to you)

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Præstø tomorrow if you want to see it live!

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lol both 🇩🇰

This is how they always decorate the gyms for the days when there are gymnastics performances (it’s like a whole day of a bunch of teams showing their routines)

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Ahh, TIL!

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