*my penis is made entirely of diamonds* wow. my penis is made entirely of diamonds. thats incredible

i KNOW this is whats gonna happen i can't see any other possibility for the next chapter if i could bet my life on it i would i genuinely can't fucking wait for josuke return (or foreshadowing at LEAST) and steel ball run in the same day

a picture of a cartoon character that says `` packgod ? yeah , we need your help '' . Alt: a gif of a little zombie guy on a phone that says "packgod? yeah, we need your help"

OKAY i know i've been nonstop saying that josuke's gonna come back every chapter but i genuinely think we're so back. rohan's gonna send in yasuho

i fucking grieve that man like he was a family member. no other character death in any piece of media has impacted me like this (outside of josuke IF he returns in part 9 and dies but i don't think he will. he's gonna return but he's gonna be the only survivor)

whenever i remember that abbacchio died i genuinely get so incredibly melancholic, miserable, and inconsolable

had a dream that my phone battery was gonna explode and i kept getting cryptic messages from various ARGs

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

we love soft and wet

what if araki was a goregrind fan. stand names would be so much cooler

honestly i feel like now that we're off that fuckass yacht, josuke will come back❤️

HOWLER STAND REVEAL?!?!? this is a good sign. josuke return is near

jojolands? a good part? yeah sure. if its so good wheres josuke. idiot. get out of my house

i havent showered since last year

lowkey actual prediction for josuke's return: so josuke is from morioh. rohan is also from morioh. they will not have beef but rather subconscious beef because they havent met yet. josuke will go to honolulu to ragebait rohan. jodio wont be in this chapter btw

JACK STAUBER RETURN??? IN THIS ECONOMY?!?

TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!

wonder of u. the flow of christmas will bless you. ALT: wonder of u. the flow of christmas will bless you.

HOHOHO MERRRRRRY CHRISTMAS

christmas! just a week away!

when the videogame has a sailor skin and/or bubble cosmetics

josuke the type of guy to go to sleep dressed like this (under his mattress of course) and investigate with a little candle when he hears a bump in the night

never forget when netflix accidentally leaked the sbr release date a few months ago

had a dream where house from house md was doing research on the steel ball run. i told him that there was a show named house md and he got really surprised

josuke return and howler stand reveal tomorrow trust

the "oui oui ztinky cheese game" awards i hate france

well

crazy concept: steel ball run, silksong, and half life 3 in the same year. can we do it

no way piss miggy is at the game awards