And it just got renovated!

One of the most underrated places in the whole country.

Kash Patel as Lego with big weird eyes and lots of beers

I know we’re not supposed to like the Iranian social media teen meme army seeing us for what we’ve told them we are on the Internet but I like to think this kind of thing is really just them reaching out and saying we don’t like this either and know you’ll appreciate the hilarity

Personal opinion but I think this is worse

4th Gen iPod Nano. I loved that thing.

a slightly grumpy looking tuxedo kitty, lounging in a wood tray filled with straw, with a medal round his neck.

The Dickin Medal is the highest award that can be issued to animals in British military service. Bearing the words "We Also Serve" it has been awarded 75 times since its creation in 1943.

Only one cat has ever received the award.

This is the story of Able Seacat Simon, of HMS Amethyst. 🧵 1/25

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

Woooooo

Not saying hurricanes are good, but having a super El Niño push them away right now is less than ideal

“Brochacho” is still in rotation for me

Ask him why we suck!

We stink so bad man

wouldn't be the first time!

oh nice, another rare opportunity to say up yours, @flubby.bsky.social !

it's not

I Love Helmets YouTube video by wakoiii

I made my kid and his friends watch this. They’ve worn helmets ever since:

youtu.be/b9yL5usLFgY?...

And yeah I said “rough” math! I’m not here to try that hard!

Whoops I did 30 gallon tank. Regardless, we’re splitting hairs over the cost of a round of Dance Dance Revolution.

Rough math but she probably saved around $25. Newer models are advertised at 27 highway / 21 city. So she probably saved money but the savings vs time cost overall is probably somewhere around Washington minimum wage

Golden Isbell era

NASA, brought to you by Whataburger

It’s perfect, if it’s a funeral for a groundskeeper

(Jk you look great)

A shocking amount of people

JAY STOP

I’ll be honest, the only Bucees I’ve ever purchased gas from is a mini one they used to have in Gonzales. I still think about the people I met there and hope they’re doing alright.

An F-350 will be parked at a bucees tank for like an hour while people shop for their parents and their grandkids (same plural noun, there are four generations of bucees appreciators in this hypothetical)

This is nuts

Probably the most egregious example of “scene that needed a kiss and didn’t have one”

It is with zero pleasure that I say this makes the most sense.

420 ha blaze it

Apologies for ruining the golden ratio