What up

I sleep on my stomach, duvet kicked down from the heat. At 4am the dog stirs. I glance back… and realize my lower back and ass are wet. He’s calmly eating a pile of cat vomit. Off of me. Good morning.

I should be in an airport lounge sipping cava headed to spain 😡

Sad to miss mother disco today. 😩

It was….just fine. Too long.

Welp I saw this

My chicken man(gumbo not @mandrewdee.bsky.social) is going under for his first teeth cleaning. I’m being very calm and normal about it (I’m not)

Gonna clean this apartment but first, look at my progress.

Of “really Ryan?” Fame

It’s fuckin’ on. I’ve had a blast planning this for my friends. Get ready for treachery.

Oh so we’ve all seen those douche balls huh? Who gonna try it first?

Did a curmudgeon unfollow tonight. Damn life is hard enough I don’t need yall dragging around.

And now a song about cats

Ive had enough

Went to NYCGMCs Gala, raised some money, hung with some stars, dressed up purty.

Thank god for those Bluesky bro coaches that found my last gym post. They really bullied me into going to the gym today.

“This’ll be the week I get back to my routine” - he says for the 6th week in a row

Apparently this is great. Wouldn’t know. Sounded like everyone was singing with their mouths full of dick from the balcony. Couldn’t understand a word.

We’re out of those all we gots is fat bitch

Best part of my day

Welcome to McDonald’s can I take your order?

Chorus weekend retreat!

Amazing how false spring has reignited my focus

Reminder me how wonderful this evening walk was when it’s 20 degrees next week

Really enjoyed this

Welp 4/10

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This is just my gym diary now

Hoe day. Sorry I mean snow day

Started at the gym, left early for a snow day ticket deal, then came home ✌️