I’m gonna spend 2025 reading books and thinking about them.

My sentiments

I don’t believe in “bad” or “good” anymore.

There’s only pain & love. Some people operate from a place of pain and some operate from a place of love.

If you move in pain you cause pain, if you move in love you give love.

just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking

At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

Happy birthday!

What if I quit my job to focus on soup. Just making soup and eating it

Please read books. I’m begging you.

My little brother said gil until he was about 12. I miss it so I still say it all the time.

I know the world seems dark and doomed but we, as a species, invented garlic butter. We really made it.

This coffee isn’t strong enough. Slap me with some French toast, or something.

Life is short. It’s ok to stop reading something you’re not digging.

No cap.

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

I am once again thinking about this Nick Cave quote: "I'm forever near a stereo saying 'What the fuck is this garbage?' And the answer is always the Red Hot Chilli Peppers"

i bring a “this girl will not shut tf up about this tv show that stopped airing in 2017” vibe to the function that not everyone seems to appreciate

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation and Home Alone

I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.

The truth is, none of us really know what the next four years will look like. It’s incredibly difficult to predict what happens next. It does not feel good.