I call them my unguents

If for no other reason than it puts you in touch with more of your senses than just sight. You gotta love some of the world to be baseline lovable.

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

Man, I recently introduced my 24 year old daughter to TD! I saw him live in 1987 when he still had hair!

We can’t all be beautiful, some of us have to be content with being too large to be carried off by a giant bird

the group clip clop is PEOPLE

The mental gymnastics! No idea how they do it.

“The Pope is weak on crime.”

[thinking about my co-worker at a non-profit providing social services to felons who voted for DJT in 2016 because, as a Catholic, his stand on abortion was the only thing that mattered]

Adonis is a fully-grown man forced to live as a sentient cream puff.

The Pitt: I would stress-vomit every 20 minutes

we have got to get it together, in like twenty-four hours the astronauts are back

These snippets from this lovely group of humans are all that’s keeping me from existential despair atm

(1) The Violent Femmes at UC Irvine in ‘84? ’85?
(2) Counting Crows in ‘92ish (?) at SDSU
(3) Lucy Dacus at the Casbah in 2017

My sister sent me a video of a bear cub hanging about the front door of her mountain cabin and all I wanted to do is scritch behind his ears!

Been there - it’s both validating and crushing

Every single time I start therapy I think “please don’t enjoy my sparkling wit, it will do neither of us any good,” and every single time they DO

I think that’s the tux he wore to the Verificationing Ceremony

I cannot confirm the size of your head. I will say that when I got a 4 inch thick mattress pad I no longer woke up with back pain. The pillows were secondary to the back.

God, to have that voice living in your throat. What a loss.

Trump walked out of the Supreme Court hearing on the challenge to birthright citizenship *while* Cecilia Wang was speaking. He’s just the pettiest, flabbiest bitch alive.

LISTEN. Thank you, Cecellia Wang.

Sitting in Tender Greens, trying not to cry!

Just bought one of your paintings! Love your work!

Raccoons are on their way to domestication! No one in my family understands why this excites me.

This is really beautiful. One of the things that struck me was the fact that a female Greenland Shark is not ready to breed until she’s 150 years old.

God, the luxury.

i know nothing about Kpop but I am going to LEARN (that was so fun)

Agreed - not sure there’s a good way to describe it to anyone

I love anything about terraforming - these were engrossing

The Night Circus is cinematic - can’t believe no one has tried to adapt it.

The Magus! Such a weird, atmospheric read!