App alert notification: The Wall Street Journal Boomers and Millennials are always arguing about who had it harder. Here are the actual numbers.

(Sigh)

There is about a six minute stretch of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social that is nothing but overlapping Belichick impressions, and now I want to separate the stems so I can appreciate them more.

There is about a six minute stretch of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social that is nothing but overlapping Belichick impressions, and now I want to separate the stems so I can appreciate them more.

He’s still plugging into the new role. (You know, pipe fitter lingo)

Shingles vaccines make the astronauts’ bodies radiate light. Thank you for asking.

Got my passport renewed last year.

Now coming to terms with the reality that I’ll likely never get to use it, as I will not live long enough for the US to be trusted or respected in any sense, or in any place.

Can’t wait to see what nuclear war looks like from the Artemis II. Should be a hell of a view.

I wonder if they can land in New Zealand.

Is everything okay?

Please tell me it comes with a Clippy clip.

My kids are adults.

As soon as I get up, I’ll take photos of where I hid my candy in the freezer so they couldn’t lift it last week.

Truth Details 1.76k Replies Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP 2.02k ReTruths 7.77k Likes 4/5/26, 7:03 AM

He has risen?

I, for one, would like to recognize the hard work put in today by Coach Geno Auriemma, who accepted the difficult task put forth by the UConn family, and did his damnedest tonight to make everyone forget what a whiny spoiled bitch Danny Hurley is.

Mission accomplished.

…that they will blame on Wokeness, somehow.

I wish I could happy.

Mahjong does well in places where humidity is unfriendly to pickleball.

Of all the April Fool / Is It @theonion.com things anyone could post today, “Trump interrupts SCOTUS to say he’s disappointed in them” would have me completely believing it.

Yes, it’s April 1st.

Yes, there is Foolery afoot.

And also Yes, I do expect the President to attend a Supreme Court hearing, and attempt to interrupt the proceedings. And if you disagree, exactly what about the last 60 days gives you any sense that he understands decorum or process?

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Shocking.

Tue Mar 31 1:07 The Wall Street Journal now The Nasdaq surged more than 3%, leading a broad rally pinned on hopes the war in Iran could end soon

Anyone else get this alert, and immediately wondered “who in the administration cashed in early on inside information?”

At this point, I would not be shocked for Trump to just give up on his own library, and put his name at the front of all the other presidential archives.

Are we also about to sweep Florida and Auburn back to back?

I do not understand this planet.

I am currently trying to calculate how much I can watch of the second half of Alabama/Michigan to maximize enjoyment and minimize my personal jinx on televised games. #RollTide

Also — the direction of that car also speaks to something. If the car were facing toward the “open” 2/3 of the frame, it would communicate something very different than what we have here, pointing to the short side. Centering the car says absolutely nothing.

Make it your business to center their comfort and safety, and help shout down the asshats who want to deprive them of sovereignty and suffrage and bodily autonomy. (And get more guys on board, too. It’s better for all of us.)

If you truly care about women (in your family, social circles, or just in general,) then don’t gaslight them into suppressing survival signals.

A woman must treat almost EVERY man as a threat. Including most of the ones they know well, much more so strangers.

Spraying the “Not All Men” phrase as an answer isn’t helpful at all.

PSST!

Dudes, listen up. This is important.

You know those times when women are complaining about some incident with a dangerous or creepy guy, and you want to write “Not All Men?”

Mathematically, you’re right. But that’s just getting women hurt. Let me explain…

ACAB

The Wall Street Journal Jeff Bezos is in talks to raise $100 billion for a new fund that would buy manufacturing companies and use Al to automate them

Well, Jeff Bezos is planning on replacing Private Equity firms with A.I., and I don’t know who to root for here.