My cats at 1:30am after they take a huge shit

intel xeon 2.8ghz processor 4gb gtx 1050 ti 14gb ram windows 10 professional NO CHILDREN NO LAY AWAYS NO TROLLS NO EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE ILLITERATE PEOPLE NO ACCUSATIONS OR QUESTIONS THAT DO NOT EXPRESS INTEREST IN BUYING THE COMPUTER. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHY I AM SELLING IT, WHY I DON'T JUST GET A JOB, AND WHAT MY FREAKIN PROBLEM IS. YOU WANT THE THING, YOU BUY THE THING. OTHERWISE DO NOT CONTACT ME. ONLY RESPOND IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THE AD. INTEREST IS DEFINED AS, I HAVE THE MONEY, I AM WILLING TO COME SEE IT AND MOST LIKELY I WILL BUY IT. ALL OTHER PEOPLE WILL INSTANTLY BE IGNORED, LAUGHED AT RIDICULED AND PUT IN THEIR PLACE. AD WILL BE REMOVED, AND COMPUTER WILL NO LONGER BE FOR SALE AS OF MARCH 31, 2019. THANK YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY.

Thinking about the time I bought a T3500 from this maniacal masterpiece of a local classified ad.

mfw life is a scream

An old collage containing various fighting game Game Over logos in the shape of a sad drama mask.

AJPW board game from 1985:

Vegeta Final Flash Fresh (ginger and oakmoss) and Goku Super Saiyan Surge (sandalwood and bergamot) soap boxes stacked in a sandy rocky wilderness that's probably from DBZ but guess what I've only ever seen Dragon Ball not DBZ so if there's a reference here I don't get it.

Y'all try the DBZ soaps?

Your 3D scanned keshi today is Mega Man X in his max armor upgrade, from a sites of Mega Man X2 keshi created by Bandai!

Download the model file here: archive.org/details/kesh...

a group of people are standing around a monster that says shocking on it Alt: Johnson the gigantic roach man declares "Shocking!" while two other characters cringe.

Shocking!

DOROHEDORO TODAY!?!?!?!?!!?!!???!!?

My wife asks me what to do with all the extra lemons--hon, there's an idiom that covers exactly this scenario.

My produce guy messed up and sent me two deliveries last week and now I got excess pearl onions coming out my fucking ears. They're stinking up the freezer! I need to figure out what to do with them, pronto. You like onion rings? How do onion orbs sound?

Glad to hear it!

Gonna start really upping the wrestling history on here, so if you like it, reposts are appreciated. @bttpodcast.bsky.social @justducky.bsky.social @mdwdfw.bsky.social @marlinmealer.bsky.social @ianriccaboni.com @loukip.bsky.social

Global Wrestling News Service Yellow Pages: A Thread

OH! I've been had! The April Fool is now me!

That's exactly what I said to my dad when he told me about the Internet in '94.

Discussions about arcade games being quarter munchers are happening on twatter again and I just wanna say 3 things :

1. Almost nobody can explain what they mean by "quarter muncher" so they'll shift the meaning around as they please.

my fan-made Final Fight pixelart in a Street Fighter Alpha/Capcom vs. SNK hybrid style. row 1: Cody, Guy, Mike Haggar, Jessica Haggar, Shiro the Bay Area Dog, logos for Final Fight, Capcom, Illmosis, ScrollBoss row 2: the vest thugs, Two.P and J, Poison and Roxy row 3: the knife throwers, the heavyweights, Slash, and Axl. row 4: all five members of the Andore Family row 5: bosses Damnd, Sodom, Edi. E, Rolento, Abigail, Belger

Here's the Final Fight cast pic I just posted on Illmosis. Some of these sprites range in completion dates between 2014 (the 25th anniversary of the arcade game) to December 2025. And I'll STILL probably resprite a few some day.

Grid of photos I've posted this week from top right: Star Wars BB-8 Edward Scissorhands Laurel and Hardy Scream Ghostbusters Guardians of the Galaxy Pirates of the Caribbean

It's time for my weekly roundup. All my practically shot miniature photos posted this week in one big bundle just in case you missed any. I hope you enjoyed the selection this week.

All behind the scenes for each of these photos can be viewed in the original posts.

#photography #art #movies

Nintendo Fun - The Book for Beginners (1990) [NES] Nintendo Fun - The Book for Beginners (1990) Platform: NES

New Release - Nintendo Fun - The Book for Beginners (1990) [NES]

Very sorry to hear the news; I wish you the best as you navigate these difficult times.

Hobgoblin Beer advert altered with PS1/N64/Saturn logos to say "What's The Matter Realistic Graphics Boy Afraid you Might Taste Something?" Low Poly Games Embrace The Jank

Venom pinball table (Stern, 2023)

Gave the Venom pinball table a whirl. Didn't manage to stay alive for long but the colours and noises were quite pleasing.

Are you ready for some rasslin'? We're talking Texas Rasslin'!

Small bracket today, but here's your Choujin Olympics XII results! Still got some good matches, with some offbeat characters represented. VODs should be up on YouTube next week.
1st: Maxx.Sev
2nd: flyguy
3rd: =Vivid=
4th: @musclebusting.com

Hey, I learned two things today; maybe you'd like to know them too!

1) Garry is releasing a follow-up to GMod called s&box.

2) You can get a free developer preview copy at sbox.game (free is a very good price!)

There you go. Don't say I never do nothing for ya.

Twitch Twitch is the world

Choujin Olympics XII is going live NOW! Come through and watch some MGP2. www.twitch.tv/fishtrabs

A goblin in a helmet whose body is made of a bright lantern

A goblin in a helmet whose body is made of a bright lantern

An adorable little buddy from @moonstonethegame.bsky.social
#moonstone, #miniaturepainting, #minipainting,

5 games I bought for $10

The libraries PS5 selection for rent

The libraries Switch and Wii selection for rent

Visit your local library, they likely have a better video game selection than a local retro games store, and they are free to borrow!
And when they run out of room they occasionally mark them for sale REAL CHEAP! I got 5 games for $2 each!
ALSO THEY HAVE BOOKS

Borrowing Super Mario Galaxy from the library fills me with a sense of tremendous civic pride.