Why are you in jail to begin with

Hm.

because i have deep voice???

??????????????

YOU THINK I SMOKE???????

?????? WHAT

don't be pussy

WHEN I HEAR MUSIC, IT MAKES ME DANCE

YOU GOT THE MUSIC, HERE'S MY CHANCE

EVERYBODY'S HAVING FUN, AND THE MUSICS NUMBER ONE

AND THE LIGHTS SHINING BRIGHT, THERE'S A PARTY HERE TONIGHT

[ putting on the ‘Mr president, a second penis has entered my ass’ t-shirt ]

hmmm

[ looks at starscream ] Can i Help you komandir

nobody to FUCKING bug me in cold wasteland. is nice

type of Shit i am on

i return from vacation. it was cold and desolate just how i like my vacations

[ looking at you with dry, crusty tired eyes ] Swerve

pbbt. Thank you.

[ ravage bats away her servo. ]

Stop doing that. I am a PERSON, not some animal for you to pet. How would you feel if somebody started treating you like an inanimate aerocraft? Distasteful.

[ holding on for dear life as the fight affects the rest of the lost light ] EVERYONE IN THIS SHIP IS FUCKING CRAZY

<very deep inhale> I am grown ass man

Jesus Christ

CAN ALL OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP. YOU ARE ALL CHILDREN. CHILDREN TO RAVAGE. This is unbecoming

[ squinting really hard at the screen ]

if they mean master chief, I would be worried. but unsc itself is joke to cybertron. what are they thinking?

[ slowly pulling out the colt 80 ]

why are you all talking about teeth….?

I thought he was stronger

do not worry commander. i handle this [ shot from the satellite like it’s revenge of the fallen but he’s been aimed directly at the pizza delivery boy ]

[ silently reaching for the bolt action pistol he keeps in one of his legs ]

Tarn is not misogynist. He is hopelessly gay and feels need to remind himself