Packing to go on holiday has to be one of the most stressful things i ever have to do.

Jesus Christ of Nazareth 😍😍😍.

Does anyone else go to bed wishing that a sleep paralysis Demon would come and sit on their chest? It’s happened to be once & now it’s all think about as I nod off. The experience was wild! I want it again!!

I feel like having a edible tonight

Gay culture is men who won’t eat the black bits in a banana, but will eat a strangers arsehoe.

Overhearing people’s conversations in a coffee shop. Not deliberately because they clearly want others to hear. Some of them are fucking unhinged

Ima needs the names 😍😍😍

Yes sir,

Have you ever had connection with someone so deep it penetrates your arsehole??

Poke a stranger in the belly and just say “wibble wobble” and walk away. Let me know how it goes.

Spice up ya life.

This waking up at 5am bull shit needs to stop!! 2 hours before my alarm. Yeh I’m not feeling it tbh body clock!!

Apple Music knows I’m a bottom 🤣🤣

43 days till my birthday & 39 till I’m in the sun!

This

Pinch. Punch. 1st of the month! It’s my birthday next month!!!

Life lately. Anyone good a deep tissue massages?!

Thank fuck that’s over !!!! I hope she gets hit by a bus

I can taste colours

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Uhuh

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a man holding a camera with the words " i feel like i 'm going to die " below him ALT: a man holding a camera with the words " i feel like i 'm going to die " below him

I had a toad in the hole I forgot to defrost. Package says “not suitable to cook from frozen” but I did. For over 30mins…. What’s the worst that can happen?!

Listing things on eBay is such a chore. Bit needs must !!

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The morning wood is wooding !!!

10000%

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Here they are 😍😍