Yeah. It’s bonkers.

I’ve gotten in the habit of obsessively preordering 6 months in advance.

TRY LESS HARD.

(This is also writing advice.)

Damn. That's deep.

I do it once every other day, but thrice on Sundays.

Humaning ain’t easy.

I think it’s pronounced, “who…man?”

But I don’t know for sure.

“My emotional beats can feel forced or unnatural.”

This is also true for me when I’m trying to human in real life.

Working on setting up a very high-end donkey transport business.

Gonna call it: Haulin' Ass

You would make a pretty good podiatrist!

Ahahaahahahahaa! Endless entertainment!!

Is it possible Witkoff and Kushner are just on the phone with one of the Jerky Boys?

I reread some of the old Spidey 2099 recently and was delighted that it held up.

Because Death could not stop for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris kindly stopped for Death

YES!!!

I'd like to skin him for a peptic.

Let me tell you, that fifth podiatrist is a real asshole.

I’ve been reading your Fantastic Four run from around issue 200 lately and it’s just phenomenal! What an amazing run of stories.

…and now I’m hungry, so thanks for that. Polyapplery never looked so good.

A beautiful winter landscape and the cover of the book THE PART ABOUT THE DRAGON WAS (MOSTLY) TRUE are overlaid by a quote from a very (un)enthusiastic review who says, "I do not feel there was anything redeeming about this book...I can usually appreciate a good story even when poorly written, but this isn't a good story either."

In addition, four out of five podiatrists agree: reading The Part About the Dragon Was (Mostly) True is unlikely to promote the growth of bunions.

Really looking forward to seeing this Superb Owl everyone keeps talking about tonight.

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

Speaking as someone who usually gets reviews that say, "He should put quotation marks around "writer" when he calls himself one" or "He spelled racecar backwards!", I wholeheartedly agree--a few kind words go a very long way!

Dark Phoenix is what got me into comics when I was 10 and still shapes my perception of what makes a great story!

“That's why we love Superman & that's why we love Batman. It's why we love Spider-Man & it's why we love Wolverine. We have these great idealists built into us.”

Talking comic book morality with Brad Meltzer. Listen to our latest episode🔗🧵⬇️

Amazing cover for an amazing book!

🤣😂

I have been waiting for this moment my entire life.

Well, I see your Dean Koontz and raise you Danielle Steel, who sent me the very same message recently—who knew the two of them shared a ghostwriter??

I will submit my credit card posthaste and report back…

...is that not what they're supposed to do...?

That is AMAZING and you are an awesome mom in addition to being a great beta reader! 😃👍🎉