You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

Congressional insider trading & dark money were already blights on our flailing democracy. Letting government
officials “bet” on policy outcomes or worse, warfare, is a recipe for disaster.

Thank you for standing up against prediction market corruption, Governor Pritzker

This is the dumbest admin in the history of the USA.

How exactly do you wage war when a third of your forces are shitting their brains out because of the most common but preventable virus on the planet?

In February 1777, General George Washington ordered the first mass immunization campaign in American history by mandating that his troops be inoculated against smallpox. He protected the Continental Army from an epidemic that was deadlier than British forces.

249 years later, we have this idiot.

Young adult happiness is falling. Percent of young people who are pretty or very happy has dropped from 88% to 76% over the last 15 years after having held fairly steady between 1980 and 2010

My hottest “I have no data to back this up” take is that phones aren’t making young people less happy. What’s making them less happy is living in a world where everyone is having their reality defined by recommendation algorithms that can only care about whether something keeps you watching.

Every accusation is a confession.

Make it make sense.

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Google Starts Scanning All Your Photos As New Update Goes Live Google wants its AI to see all the photos of "you and your loved ones." Billions of users must now decide.

Google Starts Scanning All Your Photos As New Update Goes Live

Then post it. We know you have no respect for anyone, especially Christians of any denomination. So just post it.

Only a moron vague-posts threats of this magnitude. It's a huge tell that you don't have anything at all and are just making hay. So prove me wrong and post it...

If you weren't thinking this all along, I question your judgement.

Democratic villain of the week strikes again

It is a profound irony when the nation under attack feels more empathy for the attacker's citizens than the attacking government itself.

If getting the energy onto the grid that we need is a problem, then we need to upgrade the grid infrastructure. If that isn't the problem, then I don't care about your collapsing profits.

It's another one of his tells. If he asks this question, he's pissed and doesn't have an answer for the question that hit him deep. The one time it happened with a Fox News reporter, he stumbled and didn't know what to say because his out is just to tarnish the network's credibility.

I think that was the premise of the games too, we were just assholes trying to kill him for it the whole time.

Now take that advice and translate it to everything.

If you're not willing to do the work to get the outcomes you want, your words aren't worth the air used to say them.

this new series is actually disappointing…

So glad to see someone so beautifully articulate what I think about almost every day….

This is Rex. He found a missing child in 12 minutes on his first tracking mission. "He’s kind of a triple threat," his handler said. He's trained as a therapy dog, explosive detection canine, and missing person tracker. When the girl was safe, Rex shifted to comfort mode. 14/10 (IG: arapahoeso)

*at the aquarium

Hi, where do you keep the Snorks?

Vance admits that Trump’s blockade is an act of economic terrorism against the entire world.

It doesn't matter if it was a troll post or not, it was still blasphemy regardless of which Christian church you belong to.

In the ye olde journalism days, this was called a redirect.

Field Comic Panel 1 A determined Field has slammed their hands on the desk and is determined to do the things that need to be done. Field: OKAY! I just have one small task to do. Panel 2 A stressed Field is staring blankly at a blank screen. Narration Box: -Stares at nothing for two hours instead-

One small task

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

One hopes images like this, when paired with the knowledge that everything we burn ends up in that tiny slice of gasses, would help contextualize why we need to move away from energy sources we set on fire.

One hopes. Climate communicators should make some hay of this.

The reason they won't is because it's the only way they can build cars without being subject to gas mileage and emission restrictions passed by the Obama admin. They can't keep pushing profits to new heights if they're forced to meet those restrictions and the EU is holding the line.