Anyway, them that pinched it, done her in.

Hell, at least if you go to the official Orlando Derby Day party stuff, at least part of your support of such a morally questionable activity goes to charity, but this will just be a watch party at their house I guess??

Half the family are veterinarians; I am bamboozled.

I...have just been invited to a 2 year old's birthday, which is normal. But they've moved it up this year to celebrate fucking Derby Day??

"Wear your best Derby clothes!"

I have zero desire to celebrate horse racing in any form?

I feel irreverently obligated internally to Eliza Doolittle this.

I'm never going to go on any kind of traditional ssri ever again

I can't give up good orgasms

Oh how I've missed thee