Easter PSA!

I’m still so confused.

I actually caught the flight I was running to catch in my stress dream. Does that mean my antidepressants are working?

I am so, so confused about why these people are even friends 😆

a black and white photo of a woman covering her eyes with her hand . Alt: a black and white image of Lucille Ball covering her eyes with her hand .

I’ve reached the point in today’s dissociation from reality where a Bravo reality show seems like the logical next step. I’ve selected Salt Lake City as my very first Housewives experience. I expect that my autism will have many questions.

Somehow deeply relatable.

I’m so delighted that, the moment I dropped into my timeline, the first thing I encountered was your pen enthusiasm! A+

If you died, what loot would you drop?

- medically complicated rescue cats
- a haunted silk parasol
- pretty rocks

At the3-Ring Traveling Apothecary Bizarre Bazaar today! (In Brattleboro, Vermont!)

Come visit the shop and my booth! Sunday: 11am -5pm #brattleboro #brattleborovt

Two bags of fast food sitting in the heated passenger seat of Haley’s car.

Last night, I had the genius idea of using my passenger-side heated seat to keep my Taco Bell warm until I got home, and I could not recommend it more. Never again will I chance the dreaded cold, hard burrito! I feel like an effing superhero.

Who thought it was a good idea to schedule autism awareness/acceptance/whatever in a month that begins with April Fools’ Day?! (The absolute worst day to be autistic on the internet/irl—iykyk.) Not funny, friends. Not funny. 🤦🏻‍♀️

A white woman’s hand grasping a piece of wood kindling that has a thicker base, but tapers to a jagged point at one end. It looks like it’s made for staking vampires.

I found Mr. Pointy in the woodpile. 🧛‍♀️