i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

I’m probably too immature for my subscription 😅

Exsqueeze me @newyorker.com

Bought a house, all by myself. How terrifying.

Do it if dreads your thing for sure. Watched it on the Shudder app… did the 7 day trial and randomly chose that movie and yeaaah, won’t be sleeping just yet haha

Just finished watching "The Dark and the Wicked" — probably the most unsettling horror I've seen in a while. The sense of dread 😨

They’re really calling it “prompt engineering”? 💀

NZ in its Trump era 😒

My cat 10 minutes before the landlord is due to arrive

Cursed frog sculpture with its junk out

Excuse me sir…

Siri did me so dirty today 😂 All these years I told her “shut up bitch” I guess.

For some reason, nothing gets to me more than “Hope this helps!”. I go from Charlie to Hank.

How are people spending entire days sitting in open offices again?! I went in today and I feel like I’m done for the year.

A black cat staring out a window near the door, not impressed that it’s too windy to hang outside.

Never seen this cat so pissed about the weather.

Wind or quake #WellingtonNZ

Pastel sketch of Sam Bankman-Fried, head turned to face the artist

Pastel portrait of Caroline Ellison testifying

starting to think some of these courtroom sketch artists lost money on FTX

Whoa cool is that a Vespa? I’ve not seen one quite like that.
A mansion yard seems like a fun place to lose it at least 😅

😂😂😂 That’s terrifying. I in no way kept up with anyone, rode up the hill at less than half the speed limit and 100% shame.

Drove down and up the gorge on my 50cc scooter 🙈

So good haha. I’m tempted to get these as prints for my wall 😅

Moved house on the weekend — from a traditionally shitty Wellington house to a pretty nice one. The furniture movers went from chatting to me normally to calling me “ma’am”.

Maybe the kangaroo beat him too, and all that was found were two cameras

Milkrun is way too dangerous for lazies such as myself

Took an earthquake for me to remember I have this app. Hope everyone’s ok!

Old man neighbour purchased some kind of wood chipper machine and he’s been using it TWIG BY TWIG. All day. What should I throw.

Landscape photo looking out to the Wellington Harbour, New Zealand.

Last day of winter