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Oi, you stole my threads post 😏

He woke up an hour ago to 131k likes and thousands of comments. Pretty chuffed with himself as he left for school. 🥰

.... I don't like this article 😂

According to a meme that’s been going around, the Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its annual neologisms contests, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words. Seeing how much you all enjoyed my post on Oxford Dictionaries’ Surprising Word of the Year 2015, I thought you’d also appreciate this! Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you’ve gained Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp Gargoyle (n.), gross olive-flavored mouthwash Flatulance (n.), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists Pokemon (n.), a Rastafarian proctologist Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men Foreploy (n): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms Skilljoy (n.): The would-be friend who’s a bit better than you at everything Percycution (n.): Giving your child a name he will hate for the rest of his life Coughin (n.): A small enclosure designed especially for smokers Typochondriac (adj.): A paranoid proofreader Ignorial (n.): A monument that nobody visits

A timeline cleanser for you in a serious world

They're all hilarious, but my personal fave is 'esplanade' and I will now be using it in everyday conversation

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My moneys on big long. The other big potat will get to the food first.

It has to be done. If not the go to argument for defence lawyers will be 'my client believed the images he possessed were AI'

SEXUAL GLADIATORS

It's time we closed these tax loopholes and taxed our resources properly.

In doing so, we could fund investment in services like our health and education systems and remake Australia as the 'lucky' country we ought to be. #auspol

Add your name to the petition: theaus.in/increasePRRT

Movies with penguins in them, with human characters circled

We are implementing a 900% tariff on all movies that utilize humans inside any penguin film, in name or subject. People excel in destroying our vibe, and it ends now. Hands off the Glacierverse!

😂🤣

Sitting alone in the wait room of my son's gym. A woman I don't know walks in, pulls a chair over to sit right next me and then starts a zoom meeting on her phone.
Awkward yet hilarious. I refuse to move, this room is quite big she could have sat anywhere else 😂

Was streaming Australian Idol GF last night and one of his ads came on. My 12 yo yelled "oh fucks sake, fuck off".
I was not even a lil bit mad at the language.

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"I'm your Huckleberry"
Vale Val Kilmer

Notorious Perth child abuser fighting for life in hospital Notorious paedophile Bradley Pen Dragon is fighting for life in hospital after a suspected self-harm incident.

Good
www.perthnow.com.au/news/wa/brad...

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Me in the national security team group chat

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Me in the national security team group chat

Lots of gaps in all the markets could about to open

Well they all got away with robodebt, maybe that was a practice run.

Would have been good know before the election. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I wonder how long it will be until official international travel warnings are issued against the US.

We have that thing in the morning so I'll see you two moray.

Big gas is getting more than 70% of WA's gas for free.

We put these billboards up in the middle of Perth to let everyone know. Please share! #auspol

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.

This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

Well done Angus, great job 😆

This is long overdue but such great news for Aussie women.

Honest Government Ad | Nuclear (Australia) YouTube video by thejuicemedia

The Liberal Party of Australia has made an ad about its Nuclear Plan, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative! www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBqV...

Haha! That's from when we were in Japan and I google translated the hotel amenities to find out which one was shampoo. 😂