Em says only perverts wear hotel bathrobes and I’m not saying she’s wrong but I feel pretty good right now either way.

Hell yeah! We’re outta town but I was thinking especially with the shady last minute time change Oh man I bet you can get in to see crochet for short money on this miserable day, good for you.

Kash is a problematic would drink 9 McGuillicuddy nips with whilst listening to J Geils at a minor league hockey tailgate in New Hampshire, sue me.

SN Torpedo is yer 7.2, an honest mistake.

I’m at the stage where I have all sorts of rules about how much I can drink and since I’m only accountable to myself, the “a beer” dodge is moot, so I’m now an abv expert. (Pint of 5.5 is baseline unit, so a bottle of Two Hearted comes in at just shy of a serving; I’m generous with myself)

Also I guess he mighta reacted the same if he was trying to buy M&Ms, but he wasn’t, so it also brought dishonor upon the “problem drinker if you wanna get technical about it but hey you mind yours and I’ll mind mine” community!

Because I was raised right, you mean? Yes.

(It’s a tech glitch, not a policy change, if that matters re acceptance. Da computer’s down or what not, so no real recourse)

You also refuse to accept this? It’s the word choice that I mind. Like he can declare a reality void because he doesn’t acknowledge its legitimacy/convenience.

My favorite adult tantrums are when a disgruntled guy declares something “unacceptable!” In this case the Amtrak bar car going cash only. Trevor you don’t get a say in this reality, it just is, your acceptance isn’t a factor. (Also this is why a proper adult always has $20 in his sock just in case.)

Because that’s what Larry Bell stumbled upon 30 years ago?

Yup. I don’t know that my father in law is the staunchest ally, but this just doesn’t make his top 100 list of gripes either way.

There's a 5mm wide sweet spot where you can use the same pasta for linguine or fettuccine on a restaurant menu and no one will notice.

I can see that being related for sure

You gotta get waved into the pisser, queue up properly etc, it’s heavily managed

The youthful impertinence on this Duck!

The only dignified thing about aging is the important truths slowly revealed. The best cheeses cost $14.99/lb, rarely less and never more. For instance.

One perk of living foul is that 5 minutes of stretching, a light aveeno glaze, and an apple can make you feel better than you have in a month.

I'm generally ok with They Might Be Giants but their new Wu-Tang thing is the worst song I've ever heard.

If the only calluses in your country are on Filipino home health aides (who I’m sure are hard as hell, but perhaps not properly registered or motivated for such work) this might not be your fight.

Right! Reminds me of all these “I envy my normie wife who doesn’t know who clavicular is” posts, like bud 95% of American adults share this good fortune, look into ways you might attain it yourself!

Phone addiction is real and it is bad, but lately I’ve wondered if media types don’t overestimate it among functioning adults due to their own deeply perverted lifestyle. A lot of ppl are just kinda at work and cooking dinner and washing their asses most of the day.

Thinking about muting “judge orders Trump.” I don’t blame the judges for their orders or the media guys for reporting them, but if not followed by “and it actually real-world matters because” the odds I need to know are so so low.

And when they relaunched they made it so hard to parse that it’ll scare normies away. Doomed product.

I think Bilt’s initial problem was incompetence in not realizing how easily credit card nerds could game their point accrual system. Maybe now mixing in malfeasance to get some back?

I caught that too! The servers I know are 80% apolitical, 20% commie.

And those look like airplane prices! My brain’d be like “it says bus and it says $500; those can’t both be right” and then as a tiebreaker I’d go with the name of the company.

Bar had some rowdy UConn ladies getting into it with a Duke-ass Duke guy who, I regret to report, took it well. He’ll just raise their interest rates in the morning I guess but I still admire his fake good sportsmanship in the moment.

So that duke kid just refused to be the one to get fouled, right? As a coward and bad shooter myself, I get it. But oh boy.

Most guys on the Red Sox seem to be kinda short and/or kinda dumb. I’m friends with plenty of short fools, it’s a totally workable combo in many contexts. Is baseball one of them? We’ll see!