Or go to the bathroom in peace…. 😂

Ad for Bubble Nest, with Man wearing a garbage bag begging for money.

The amount of things wrong with this ad for an “online game” are mind-boggling. A man wearing a garbage bag, begging for money for food, and a young woman tells him to basically gamble online instead? This commercial is airing on CNN (streaming)! What the actual f*ck?! Why is this ok?

For Meta, The Mask Is Off: They Knowingly Harmed Children Two guilty verdicts are a landmark in the long road to social media accountability

“This is the type of evidence social media companies have fought tooth and nail to prevent from ever entering a courtroom."

What comes next in the push for accountability? Read @yaeleisenstat.bsky.social for @contrariannews.org ⬇️

The sand has been bothering his paws, so I tried boots today. He was much happier. (And that squeal at the end is actually me. 😂😂)

I offer you a timeline cleanse from the chaos of our world right now. For 2 minutes, you can escape it all and watch my little guy this morning in “Brixton v. Balloon.” You’re welcome. #dogs

For Meta, The Mask Is Off: They Knowingly Harmed Children Two guilty verdicts are a landmark in the long road to social media accountability

Two jury trials found Meta guilty of harming young users. @yaeleisenstat.bsky.social explains what these landmark verdicts mean:

For Meta, The Mask Is Off: They Knowingly Harmed Children Two guilty verdicts are a landmark in the long road to social media accountability

In my @contrariannews.org piece, I unpack the Meta guilty verdicts, why this moment is different, my team's work on all this, and what comes next. The status quo, it is clear, is no longer acceptable... now we can hopefully move to the next phase of building safer, more accountable online spaces.

screenshot showing Meta stocks falling

Accountability matters.

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Yes. There are other cases in the works.

Meta must pay $375 million for violating New Mexico law in child exploitation case, jury rules Jury reaches a verdict in New Mexico trial in which the state's attorney general alleged that Meta failed to safeguard its family of apps from child predators.

The tide is finally turning. Accountability matters, even if it has felt elusive for so long. The work continues.

😂🥔🍠😂

Screenshot from tv show where Jennifer Garner is kneeling and putting a banana up the tail pipe of a car.

If you know, you know:
“A banana in the tail pipe, it stops the car from running.

How do you know that?

I grew up in the 80s.”

Jennifer Garner in “The Last Thing He Told Me.”
#genX #genXamazingness

Tune in tomorrow! Looking forward to moderating this talk with @whiskeyocelot.bsky.social and @oliviersylvain.bsky.social.

Small dog in a red coat and black boots peeing on a snow bank.

Pups going potty in a blizzard is all the content I need today. How’s it going for the rest of y’all on the East Coast?

This is the truest thing I’ve seen here in a long time. 😂

Watching the hockey gold medal game. Not gonna lie, Heated Rivalry has changed my viewing experience. Certainly making me smile more. 😉 Any others?

Image from a WIRED article titled inside the gay tech mafia. Two men from the waist down, pants unzipped, forearms sticking out of their pants, shaking hands.

So…is this what happens when AI replaces human illustrators and/or graphic designers? 🤦🏻‍♀️

😡

Maxim Naumov delivers heartfelt Olympic debut performance to honor parents Naumov posted a qualifying score of 85.65, a result that had most of the Milano Figure Skating Arena standing and applauding.

Am I the only one who teared up through now Naumov‘s entire skate tonight? I can’t imagine pushing through all that grief on such a public stage.

www.nbcnews.com/sports/olymp...

Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime Directors Explain All: The Real Wedding, Those Grass People, the Child Who Got the Grammy Award and More Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime producers explain this year's show, including the real wedding, the grass people, the kid who got the Grammy and more.

This behind-the-scenes look at Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show leaves me even more blown away by the entire production. The reason for the grass people is kind of amazing. 😂

Screenshot of news that Zuckerberg testimony is delayed because his lawyer is sick.

This sounds about as credible as “the dog ate my homework.”

Screenshot of book page with highlighted sentence that reads: “this was a problem Walter had not anticipated. These Jews had the information. The trouble was, they did not believe it.”

Snowy Sunday morning read: “The Escape Artist” by @jonathanfreedland.bsky.social. This sentence hit me extra hard today. The human condition continues…

Recruitment message from Amazon, from someone claiming to be Angelina Jolie

Hey guys, Angelina Jolie works for Amazon now and is trying to recruit me! She must really see my potential. And... is finally living up to hers.

Suspect arrested after a fire damages a historic Mississippi synagogue Authorities have taken a person into custody after a fire heavily damaged a historic synagogue in Mississippi

I’ve had @cnn.com on for 2 hours. Haven’t seen a peep about this. The biggest synagogue in Mississippi—one that was also bombed by the KKK in 1967–was burned, police calling it arson. Not an interesting enough story for the American people to know about, even if motive not yet certain? Terrible.

And… TRO granted!

A sweet Christmas present for @imranahmed.bsky.social, @counterhate.com--& for their mission of fighting antisemitism & protecting kids online. Also nice for our all-star legal team.

A lump of coal in the stockings of authoritarians & the merchants of disinformation

WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

I think it’s actually super endearing. He is so enthusiastic about it and fully admits he doesn’t know how it’s pronounced. Unlike the CNN dude who pretended like that was intentional.

Smokey Robinson Mispronounces Chanukah I Cameo YouTube video by Cameo

2/2 This will never get old: www.youtube.com/shorts/SQPXG...

1/2 While I appreciate @cnn.com's Harry Enten's attempt to act as if he intentionally chose a quirky spelling of Hanukkah/Chanukah, that's just plain old gaslighting. Somebody straight up screwed up. At least Smokey Robinson should feel a little bit vindicated. 😂