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I don’t recommend this to anyone who has not been certified firmly sane by a medical professional or religious figure.

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I summarized this story in a comment the other day, but I'll go into more detail here, in what's known as a "thread." I once had an hour long conversation with the legendary comic book artist Neal Adams about his theory that the earth is hollow.

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Many of our recent episodes have proven quite erotic, and this is no exception.

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Important breaking news thread.

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Before Sunset has perhaps the best closing line in all of cinema: “Hurry up, idiot! Have you seen the security line at Charles de Gaulle?”

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While independent bookstores are giving out free whistles, hosting protest sign making events, and donating proceeds to mutual aid, Amazon is *checks notes* providing technology that assists ICE in their terrorizing of communities.

Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.

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Please do not attempt to “dox” Jordan for his opinions re: the Academy Awards™.

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Might be the closest thing we have to new Seinfeld

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It would not be very difficult to convince every ICE agent that there is a protestor hiding in their own mouths. See what happens.

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There is no alternative to the obvious solution.

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Point taken, but I do not appreciate this disparagement of those who skipped class.

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How much?

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Tomb Gooner

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This program should prove quite satisfactory to the core audience of “gamers” (i.e. chronic onanists).

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RIP Mr. Scott Adams. Dilbert was no Ziggy, but I believe everyone has to agree he was a character in a different comic strip.

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Neither snow, nor sleet, nor “wintry mix” will keep me from having Ziggy comic strips described.

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There is a “Shirley Temple” flavored variety of 7-Up available now (named after the drink named after the starlet), and I have an arrangement with my “Ralph’s guy” (named, coincidentally, Ralph) to make sure my stock is never depleted.

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I am very fortunate to know someone who was involved in the LA/SLO SF scene at the time. He often mentions how intimidatingly tall Leiber appeared, especially when sitting beside Harlan Ellison.

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Yes, I am in consideration to be the new editor-in-chief of CBS News. No, I will offer no further comment on the matter pending negotiations. However, I am proud to present a new episode of The Daily Zig, in which Jordan and I ponder why Ziggy seems to lurk near mall Santas so often.

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Barron Trump has an opportunity to do something interesting.

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Unfortunately, the New School just canceled their Ziggy Studies PhD program and offered its sole professor (tenured; seven-figure salary; university-provided SoHo condominium) early retirement, so this podcast is the best a Ziggy scholar can get.

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On this episode, I reveal the true secret behind Skinwalker Ranch.

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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try

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More like Tom Keepgoingpard. RIP

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The Pizzaply Technologies research and development department is working on an AI to combat this new claim-denying AI. Codename: eLuigi.

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