Heeey are you in RVA? I'm up in DC and have friends in Colonial Heights! If we're ever in each other's cities we should meet up!

I hope you have a squatty potty!

it took foreeeever for my poops to go back to normal

I'm tired of holding it in. I need to get this off my chest:

why did O-Ren call The Bride a cosplaying white girl who can't use the katana. she's Bill's most lethal assassin. she chose that sword. of course she knows how to use it. I thought O-Ren knew her. I have never understood

i love the smell of pussy in the morning

Bastard Pop lmao, that's a new one on me (also congrats!!)

thank you! 🥰

Girl!!! Those have a use-by date for a reason! Watch out for bacteria!

Frank Crumit,The Pig Got Up And Slowly Walked Away YouTube video by Lilly's Vintage Country Music

I don't know who needs to hear this today, but:

youtu.be/NOWYNJTFsvs?...

the Dems absolutely rigged the 2020 primary to stop Bernie. the party bosses knew they were out of jobs if he won

Onion InfoWars product store showing "TURN YOUR GOLD INTO PISS" next to "TURN YOUR PISS INTO GOLD"

Losing my mind over how good this is

Tim Heidecker running InfoWars is the first time I've felt like our present reality distortion has ended up with something positive

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

[sips out of giant mug that blares "TEA FOR T"]

thinking about the Crystal Method so much that my mug of tea turns into a bottle of Josta

blahajii are legitimately great body pillows

lmfao amazing, amazing

nothing has alleviated my imposter syndrome like reading legal arguments from white shoe law firms

a selfie of me in my office. I'm wearing a tan cardigan, a blue blouse with white scalloped details, gray slacks, and a brown leather belt with a gold buckle. I am also wearing gold knot earrings and a gold pendant with a diamond. my face has my usual makeup and my brown hair is on a low ponytail.

And if you want to get better at makeup, working a job where you do it every day is a pretty dang good way to practice! Ask me how I know 😅

Thank you for sharing your vulnerability. I hope it helps you. I know it will help others reading this. Everyone is struggling in 2026! All we can do is help each other.

This 100%. Early in transition I was terrified to come out because I assumed I had to make up for a three decade knowledge deficit. What I found instead is that huge numbers of cis women have no idea how makeup works! Feminine beauty standards are impossible for everyone, so do your best

Yesterday @reified-systems.itch.io pointed out that Basil's face from this Fawlty Towers VHS collection is nearly exactly The Expression from Disco Elysium, and my mind is blown.

I genuinely think this may be the original inspiration! So many details match up

the most Cobain-coded skeet/quote skeet I've seen in a while

Contemplating frivolous weekend things like how I genuinely feel like I have discovered the meaning of my life

Moynihan is honestly pretty nice, it just hates people and needs benches. Emperor Zohran I beseech you

Trying to sow doubt apparently. Which is foolish, our community is growing faster than her misinformation

"I am literally a trans woman who knows many trans people"

"well I know a person who works with drag!"

of course she has some Caucasian ass AI pfp

lmao that argument is genuinely quaint, she should see the melons I've seen

bodies are amazing

that moment mid-run when I'm finally able to focus on my body and feel my limbs moving clocklike tick tick tick

and my lungs a bellows continuous motion innnn ouuut innnn ouuut

and my torso feels utterly still, floating

🥰

[trying to ask if the odd guy out in the groupchat is finally transitioning without saying that directly] so... grunglin' hard or hardly grunglin'?