What the Dem platform for 2028 must be:
1. Epstein Trials
2. ICE Trials
3. War Crimes Tribunals

We don’t want to hear about a $10,000 tax credit for starting new AI businesses.

We demand JUSTICE.

IT IS OKAY TO SAY NO but also to say yes!

Actually both closeted homosexuality and sexual assault are pretty on brand for todays conservative.

JFC. I almost can’t anymore. Everyday almost I find, somehow, I hate humans (and specifically men) more than the last.

There is so much to hate about this timeline.

This

an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera . ALT: an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera .

I’ll have what Hungary’s having.

Viktor Orbán created the global blueprint for authoritarian populism and became a MAGA hero. Today, Hungarian voters sent him packing after 16 years in power.

There is nothing inevitable about these guys. Organize. Vote. Fight back. It works.

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

Orban achieved a level of authoritarian consolidation unthinkable here and they still successfully got rid of him. Never let the doomers have the final say.

This feels like a rhetorical question that you already know the answer to. We’re pretty much the worst.

Wanna see a dead body?

a man and a woman are dancing in a crowd with the words `` you want to make $ 14 the hard way ? '' . ALT: a man and a woman are dancing in a crowd with the words `` you want to make $ 14 the hard way ? '' .

I tried to find a gif of the triple lindy, but a quick one didn’t come up

I just told my editors "Sorry, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."

I hear you. Conflict (or even the perceived possibility of it in my mind) is my kryptonite. I'll walk 2 miles the wrong direction to avoid conflict 100 feet in front of me.

I'm with you on this, I just don't think our backward country (or party) is. If I had to have a white dude, I'd want Pete Buttigieg. Again, I'm not sure if our country is ready for that.

I hate it here sometimes.

I mean, maybe the US shouldn't be allowed to either.

a man with a beard and long blonde hair is holding a sword in a forest . ALT: a man with a beard and long blonde hair is holding a sword in a forest .

Proud of you for doing the hard things.

"All because little men got their feelings hurt because their ideas are fucking dumb and thousands of scientists told them that. "

This could apply to, well, almost everything going on now.

You can’t vote out Trump in the midterms, but you can vote out the people who enable him.

No, you should 100% laugh. The rest of us are.

I don’t understand what keeps a Trump voters following him. The only thing I can come up with is the racism. The racism and the misogyny mean more than anything. More than raping children even. Fuck you if this is your stance.

He’s such a handsome man. It makes me feel funny in my tummy. Wait. I think that’s nausea.

When I’m stuck in a terminal I like to make up back stories for people. That guy over there drinking a large coffee that looks like he hasn’t slept in a week? Sleep walker deathly afraid of falling asleep here. That guy that looks like leisure suit Larry? Actor, auditioning for a 3s company reboot.

Tragic that we’ll never find out what Dilbert thinks about this war