Black olives and pineapple. Li'l salty, li'l more sweet.

a cartoon character says giant woman in front of a giant lion Alt: Steven Universe says "giant woman!" in front of Lion and Amethyst.

Now, that being said, I do tend to act like Steven Universe when a lovely larger lady comes down the entrance ramp.

As someone who has been a fan of, and involved in, wrestling for way too long, "beefy" would never be a term I'd apply to a female wrestler. I don't even like using it for the male wrestlers, it just sounds gross.

Narrator: The Chocolate Strawberry Oreo did not, in fact, taste like chocolate covered strawberries.

Me trying to be normal:

>:^(

"Meh, buildin' was just PLOPPED down here for shits, giggles, and classy weddins."

(Yes, manfansplainers, I know the time frame doesn't fit)

Clearly it's Bruno Salmon-tino vs Ivan Cod-off.

"I LOVE LAP."

MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORY

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Oh yeah, get fucked.

Looked him up, but realized I knew of him under his gimmick.

"Who the FUCK is Griff Garrison?!"

A painting of a bird beside the text "y'all have lost your fuckin' brains somewhere"

As someone named after an English flower, I wish my folks chose Sneezewort instead.

Aaaand he's been eliminated by Mullet Man and Tombstone Jesus.

That may be the weirdest sentence I've ever typed. #ImmortalCF

HOLY SHIT HEATH SLATER IS IN THE #ImmortalCF!

They’ve been holding these charity events for 40 years and yet they still haven’t found a cure for wrestlemania. I’m starting to think the whole thing is a scam

You don't have to feel bad for Vince McMahon (ever). You don't have to watch Mania. You don't have to support WWE in any way, shape or form. If you watch Mania, I certainly won't judge, because life is too short. But maybe think about where your money is going; a morally bankrupt, moribund company

I remember Dirty Don Montoya using the Dope cover several years ago, but yeah, never heard anyone use the original.

MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STOOOORRRRRRRYYYY!

Modern Girly, gender neutral. Think I clicked too many answers referring to cute animals.

It's the kicky legs for me.

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

Lucifer: Then you’re going to get in trouble for that.

Jesus: Okay.

Like the end of The Wrestler, but funny.