There is only timbaland and timbaworld, the latter with the geodesic sphere the Jodeci Center

So you think they should not use legal means to do things that the other side will do because reasons? They should not use all available options?

The semicolon really brings it all home

I miss the toddler years so much, I’m constantly making funny faces and having fun with the toddlers I see

Did they follow a legal process to change the constitution?

(Sees my opponent in the card game stacking the deck) “well I’m going to play the hand I’m dealt and not cheat, I think I can beat him fair and square with my poker skills”

Define fair

The point is that while you’re trying to do that the Rs will gerrymander themselves into a level of control that they never have to relinquish, or at least not until it’s too late

This is existential

Caked up Thomas is an infidel

Lmao?

And all of us are well aware that gerrymanders are not permanent and can flip, but if only one side is willing to do it there is only one outcome, that can become impossible to overcome

When has Texas been blue?

And the gerrymanders being extremely partisan is the whole point. Dems should do it as extreme as possible so everyone realizes how ridiculous it is and we get proportional representation

Don’t get your own Air Bud, just wave the rule book around

I said do red states

Bring the rule book over to the referee and tell him that dogs are not allowed to play basketball

Ok now do red states

“Even though he brought a gun the last 7 times, I’m sure THIS time my enemy will only bring a knife, that’s the rule after all, so I will follow it as well”

And they got to make a major contribution to American cinema in the process

Sativa

A functioning FTC would have them in front of congress yesterday

The one part I miss is homemade pork rinds. You could buy whole sheets of pig skin from the butcher, slice it up, salt, bake, delicious

All three were staples. Everything but the snout

Where do chitlins fall in this ranking?

Meditations for Mortals Four Weeks to Embrace Your Limitations and Make Time for What Counts Oliver Burkeman

Loosely related, highly recommend this book on embracing limitations and not being too hard on yourself to be perfectly productive

Ingredients: Pigs feet

Pitbull YOU DON'T MAKE MISTAKES, MISTAKES MAKE YOU. THEREFORE, THEY'RE MUSTAKES. PITBULL

Monday Motivation

These are emails explicitly saying “you are charging less than us raise your price” and then replies “confirmed, we have implemented the illegal price fixing”

I drank enough koolaid out of those mugs for the entire diabetes belt