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they should give the foldgers incest siblings a show like they did with the insurance cavemen

would you say you’re “hebben een serieus probleem”?

I think that white americans are so ornery due to poor anal hygiene if I had to guess. They should try being WIPE Americans, and vote for Bidet in 2026

We're still in Mexico working actively to destabilize the country.

i can’t imagine him doing any foreplay

he has the money to hire an arnis instructor or any other kind of armed martial art hes into but chooses to be the richest version of the meme guy with the fedora and mall katana because hes humble

he should have started a comedians in cars getting coffee style show. vice would have picked it up. louie ck could have been the first guest.

Critics of new bill say Ohio women would be banned from sports bras, bikinis in public 'The peak of fear mongering.'

Media needs to stop with "critics say" and just quote the actual language of the bill.

HB 249 creates a new category of "seminudity" which can be used to arrest women who aren't nude, but are wearing clothing — leggings, t-shirts without bras — that religious groups feel is too provocative.

This is genuinely one of the foundational copes of the modern conservative movement, a stabbed-in-the-back narrative about why the US lost Vietnam

its so weird they don’t see it as a mental health issue and instead think the chronic public masturbator that committed suicide was doing great until that point.

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what material changes did those protests accomplish?
what if they refuse to have elections like they have been openly discussing?
do you think liberals got us an 8 hour work day and days off?

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negging them into opening the strait.

if a hotel checked me in and dunstin came out to get my bags i would find a new hotel to stay at.

Kamala Harris' campaign org rehabilitating Tucker Carlson is incredibly stupid and evil, but not very surprising.

he also shared everything he had and was essentially homeless during the only part of his life after birth Christians talk about. there aren’t any books in the bible about the years he worked a thankless job for meager wages.

i feel like the translation of “tekton” to “carpenter” is partly to blame for these guys understanding of the bible. Jesus was a day laborer living in territory occupied by a foreign empire, it was out of necessity not some protestant work ethic 1500 years before the idea was thought up.

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why would Iran do this?

terrible form and also not what that style of blade used for.

all this Queen hate on the timeline. Im not the biggest fan myself but they have some bangers. More importantly, without Queen’s music Yasumi Matsuno would have never made the Ogre games which led to Final Fantasy Tactics. I think this influence years later puts Queen among the greats.

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[smugly] how is that going?

Tonight, on the real AI housewives of Silicon Valley: they all agree with me and say I may be a god

give them gobi manchurian and blow their mind