actual nytimes headline FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.
you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides
the nytimes:
On Friday we revealed the Companies House vulnerability letting anyone access the private dashboard of any UK company.
This is the moment I first saw it demonstrated. My reaction says it all.
What do we know? What don't we know? What should companies do now?
They know what they say is untrue, they do not care it is untrue.
The media know that what they repeat is untrue, they do not care it is untrue.
Their supporters know what they are told is untrue, they do not care it is untrue.
Telling the truth is not enough, unless people care about the truth.
And I speak as someone that snorted audibly when Anna asked to be taken up the North Mountain
Btw “it takes a threesome to be some’n but a fourway to bust down your doorway” is the filthiest line in all Disney history
I for one will not be satisfied until he has the "Andrew" taken away as well. He has three middle names, let him use those.
7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
May the thieves never experience a dry pair of socks again
A screencap from What Lies Beneath: Michelle Pfeiffer and Harrison Ford drop off their daughter at college.
The day has come
Please tell me it didn’t have a laptop in it
Another banger, Socrates
I do think, as a left of centre but broadly pragmatic voter, it should be a red light for the government that I am morally disgusted by them.
Never ask a man his age, a woman her salary, or GPT-5 whether a seahorse emoji exists
Slightly diminish a band: Chvrch
I just verified my age by dialling 01 811 8055.
Returning this account to its roots as a dimetrodon stan acct
I’m here to eat cashews and whoop supportively, and I’m all out of cashews.
Practice self-care by allowing yourself at least one opportunity per day to say “excellent” like an 80s cyberman.
My three word review of Evita: the gimmick works.
I lowkey wish the Queens final really were queens, playing tennis, in full drag; heels fucking up the grass. Serving.
“Many a child would kill to have a parent so chronically online.” 🏆
Anything could happen, Jim! Anything!
Once again I find myself contemplating the mental health of Numberjack Five.
Al Overview "Two in the pink, one in the stink" is a playful rhyme, often used when talking about shoes, meaning that two feet are neatly fitted ("in the pink") while one is not properly on and therefore "in the stink" - essentially, a little bit messy or uncomfortable. Key points about this phrase: Childish origin: It's considered a somewhat childish rhyme, often used when helping young children put on their shoes. Rhyming playfulness: The key is the playful rhyme between "pink" and "stink". Interpretation: "Two in the pink" signifies that two feet are properly laced and comfortable, while "one in the stink" means one shoe is not on correctly and might be causing discomfort.
The @svelte.london meetup group is looking for a venue! Do you know anyone that can help out?
Mind you, got a decent haul.
20 minutes into my annual pilgrimage to the Hot Sauce Festival and I’ve already butchered my palate.
Dreamed about a French medical drama that doesn’t exist: “qu c'est nord” – named after a saying (that also doesn’t exist) when you’re about to hurl yourself into action. French ambulance bay doors (don’t really) always face north so passers-by know to expect people barrelling out of them.
Managed to make a tiny short story in Wordle the other day.
