I want to be cab calloway

Nothing was done, and nothing seemed capable of being done

Partner woth amazon to convert all the shells of former grocery stores

A bat. Big ears, beautiful wings… the whole nine yards

It is International Bat Appreciation Day. Please take some time to appreciate a bat

I will never put an arachnophobia filter in anything I make. If I put a spider in there that spider is crucial to the work. The text doesn't cohere without spider.

I have some weed for you that I can give tomorrow!

If the weather holds maybe we can have dinner on Wednesday on our porch!

Do it now!

No!

This presidential address could have been an email

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

I'm with you, babe. We can be crotchety together.

Vicki on a Eurostar with her wife on her shoulder and a beer in her hand (peak existence)

300KMH TRAIN BEER WITH MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE. NEVER KILL YOURSELF

Episode 3 - Miss Marple in A Murder Is Announced (2005) | Be Gay Solve Crimes Get more from Be Gay Solve Crimes on Patreon

NEW EPISODE - This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we investigate whether ACAB could possibly include such an unassuming old lady as Your Actual Mum's Favourite Detective, Miss Jane Marple.

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My hot take is the Bus destination signs should only be for destinations. No fare shit, no sports nonsense! Let me see what the fucking bus is immediately!!!

He loves to go inside things, like cabinets and closets and fridges. Always been a little spelunker.

Going with D absolutely, though. Chinese, Japanese, and Indian food?

It also separates Hong Kong and Taiwan from Beijing.

This podcast is so good, I did not stop laughing the entire time, Nova once again only can make bangers

Episode 1 - Sherlock Holmes and The Woman In Green (1945) | Be Gay Solve Crimes Get more from Be Gay Solve Crimes on Patreon

Our first episode is out! 1945's 'Sherlock Holmes and the Woman in Green' is available here on our Patreon or on whatever podcast app you use:
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DING DING DING I just started ANOTHER podcast, come get your podcast. This one’s about detective fiction and being transgender and it has @miamulder.bsky.social and @absobloodylucy.bsky.social on it, and it’s been so much fun cooking it up

Salmon tomorrow!

Call her Kristi Gnome with how she's little

RIP to you, I have never done that

That isn't what I said. I said Revolutionary defeatism, from what Lenin said during the 1915 Zimmerwald conference

Ah! A laptop.

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TRAN GIRLISMO EPISODE TWO: MAKE-A-WISH FOR RACIST GRANDPA (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the America250 Grand Prix) is now live! and it's not 1.3GB of .wav file to download this time, even! www.patreon.com/posts/episod...

a handmade marionette monster photographed in front of a snowbank. it has long arms with branch-like hands, a long neck with a false human face & a lower jaw like a sperm whale, & is dressed in all white/off-white lace & rags with pearl accents. watermark says "Ezra Rose"

a close up of the face of the marionette with its open jaw & teeth visible below.

i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter