It’s gonna say something about work. Ew!

gonna start checking my horoscope bc making my own choices isn’t working

will update… if it says to

Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain

Excellent. Short visits are nice.

Good idea! Let it build until you can do maximum damage.

The description is enough. Check if you got and blocks which is the equivalent of clearing a room.

At least you can share it on Bluesky. The description makes my stomach turn if that’s any consolation.

I just called Isoprophanol “wipe away juice” in case you thought Bluesky was dying

Eat more salmon 🍣 and beef 🥩

One of the best pizzas I’ve made and I have made a lot of delicious pies.

4 day cold ferment | 5 min on a preheated steel (+ 2 min broil) | homemade sauce | local peps | local mozz | local pecorino romano

🍽️🍕Dinner tonight Pear & Gorgonzola thin crust pizza. Home made dough and pizza sauce. What are you having?

🍽️🍕Dinner tonight Pear & Gorgonzola thin crust pizza. Home made dough and pizza sauce.

What are you having?

Me trying to be normal

They have such bad gas you know. Neighbors 🙄

THEM: Follow your heart.

ME:

Counting 1 2 3 4 5 8 9 10 because the kids said I’m too unc for 6 7.

It could work

Pockets are excellent for carrying hands

If two vegans get into a fight, is it still considered beef

a close up of a woman wearing hoop earrings smiling and looking at the camera . Alt: a close up of a woman wearing hoop earrings smiling and looking at the camera strangely

Greg giving me the face 👇

had a dream I met some moots irl. all of a sudden i realized they were looking at me funny. i had interrupted something 😬 so I went to sit in front of a mirror and stared at myself eating a hard boiled egg.

more than one way to give people the middle finger 🤣

You know what else is a liar? Ramen noodles. One brick is two servings? I think the hell not.

I probably spent too much time on the why of things and not enough on sunsets

Jake our orange fluffy cat looking directly at us their white whiskers long on each side of his mouth

I dreamt I was a lion

Time to dye my roots so no one can tell I’m not a natural magenta

Them: What’s a food that…

Abruptly interrupts

Me: Pizza,the answer is always pizza

Serendipity all the doo da day

Serendipity sounds like you still skip when you’re happy

I’m not into sports so any time yall post about a team i always assume you’re talking about the actual animal