a very stupid 3 panel meme of a hot blonde girl strutting, then stopping to see a book, but it's a forklift certification manual, and then the final part is her sitting in a forklift

This is the stupidest thing I've ever made

come on man.

Fortunately he has a plan to capture the daywalker

John Lynch is the perfect example of the kind of person I picture uses AI to shortcut a job. No joy in it. Loved by the dumbest/laziest people you know.

Shading begins

“You let trump win because you didn’t want to vote for Kamala” no trump went on every popular streamers platforms and talked about how we’re gonna all be rich and Kamala was like “I’m gonna meet with Liz Cheney in a campaign designed to win over only die hard democrats or people who don’t exist”

How embarrassing for him the Sabres made the playoffs before he released it

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

the Strait of Hormuz is open for passage if you are pure of heart

What an assface. If you were actively trying to lose would you do anything different than what Cory is doing? Or what Dem leadership does? Are they getting huge checks to lose on purpose? Because if this is them trying, quit and buy a Mister Softee truck. At least you'd be bringing joy to people

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS SITTING ON A SMALL STOOL, AND SHE HAS HER HEAD PROPPED UP IN HER LEFT HAND SHE LOOKS WORRIED, SHE IS THINKING OF A JAIL P2- NANCY HAS HER HANDS OVER HER EYES AS SHE THINKS OF MUGSHOT PHOTOS, THE FIRST ONE IS AL CAPONE THE SECOND IS JOHN DILLINGER AND THE LAST MUGSHOT IS A PICTURE OF HERSELF P3- FRITZI SEES NANCY SITTING ON THE STOOL, NANCY IS COVERING HER FACE AS. SHE THINKS OF HERSELF IN A STRIPED PRISON UNIFORM FRITZI: WHAT'S WRONG, NANCY? P4- NANCY: THIS BOOK IS SEVEN DAYS OVERDUE AT THE LIBRARY

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 19,1947

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

Every Democrat speech to rally the base is just this

METAL GEAR SLUG | メタルギアスラッグ

One of the more emotionally affecting things of my transition was hearing of a cis woman saying it felt empowering to know that in a world like ours that so routinely hates women, there are people who actively choose to be one and find worth and value in that choice

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

🐁☁️🎈💕

the most personal of attacks

they're friends 💜

new tomodachi is the best shit ever even if it was fucked up when sol badguy clocked my wife

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

It is actually remarkable that we had two weeks of serious social unrest about energy and fuel prices and yet, I don’t think I saw or heard anything about “Data Centres” from any protest organiser or in their demands to the government.

Reverse Paranoia ttrpg where everyone is part of a revolutionary terrorism cell but you're all secretly different kinds of fed

You know it's gonna fall down but you have no idea how hard it's going to fall down

A) we don't own anything now
B) the stuff we don't own doesn't work and can be taken away at a moments notice

Not everything that breaks is technically the fault of vibe coding but the kind of culture that would foster vibe coding is the kind that produces a lot of shit that breaks.

Honestly, I gotta say it's an extremely funny bit that this administration really treats the troops like shit, I hope they keep doing it