i love facebook marketplace lmao

this tweet also spoke to me earlier. as a fairly ace person myself, revealing that fact is always surprising to folks

some of the horniest people i know don't give a fuck about fucking irl lol

life is simply strange

been thinkin about this tweet all week

it speaks to a fundamental truth of myself: i have fetishes that are joke super powers at best and children's cartoon gags at worst

and i'm ok with that. they are pretty fuckin funny. anything sex related is really

gaming is over. its time for gaining

that's right, putting down the controller. picking up a fork. gonna find a sugar daddy or mommy and indulge that feeder fetish for them

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gauntlet dark legacy

gauntlet dark legends final stat screen

yay, finished my sorceress run, i didnt bother grinding until skorne was dead so that made it a lil tougher.

sorc's so good though. shooting through walls with strong attack is super strong, starting with 600 magic is a full screen clear on demand too that turns poison food good

i really want another gauntlet game in the legends/dark legacy style. technologically its aged like dirt but the midway 90s arcade style is just so colorful and fun to button bash in. stats are there. barely matter. no gear, who gives a fuck. just cleave the hordes and explore the weird ass worlds

on a less depressing note, i replayed through gauntlet dark legacy this week. the sorceress feels so much better to play than the archer, i'd literally never tried her before. pretty sick

archer is still my fav aesthetically though, she rules. even has the best furry version (tigress)

shit like that and finding out first hand how manipulative and weird some folks in the size art community can be really soured my whole attitude towards the practice

i kinda miss being more active but the passion for creation is really hard to reignite. wish i had never stepped away lol

thinking about the time someone offered me a contract to be some egirl's exclusive artist and make a whopping 5$ per complete piece

Powerthirst 2 - Re-Domination YouTube video by Dropout

when life gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD

youtu.be/t-3qncy5Qfk?...

every now then im sitting in the dark as i often do and the word FIZZBITCH comes to mind

powerthirst was engraved on my soul

hey the patented jd vance touch of death works on ceasefires too, who knew

we all knew. look forward to $200+ barrels of oil here soon, holy hell things are gonna get so bad this year. take care of yourself and those around you folks

to be honest, i think most fgc folks will look for any reason to not play something. why play something when you can just rag on it and pretend mechanical perfection exists somewhere out there

maybe this is a general online thing, but i think it hurts the fgc more than most genres

even if they dont care about the funding (bc lol every major corp is funded by blood money somehow if you dig down), its always something

> its ugly
> the top tiers are too good
> snk too hard

just damn man. orz

man i love fatal fury city of the wolves, most fun fighting game to watch rn

i say watch because lord i cant convince anyone to play it. theres even mods to replace ronaldo and salvatore so you dont gotta see em. cant wash away that funding smell i suppose. real shame tbh

frying eggs every morning to increase my power levels

... i hope eggs are good for you right now. i swear that narrative has pivoted a billion times in the course of my life so far

velotric fold, love it. half the cost of bigger bikes, fits in my closet after folding. very nice for the city

today i biked to the grocery, bought supplies and cooked with what i got after coming home.

feels good yall, want to make a habit out of it

my bike has a detachable basket i can shop with and a little electric motor that can go 30mph which helps lol

my spring allergies are getting worse as i get older too. when i was young id just get congested a bit and move on

now its like whispy woods itself is blasting a roper directly into my eye socket

my left eye hates spring so much and i agree

im glad plants be fuckin but id prefer they did it far away from me

you might be thinking... 'surely tsuko hasnt been watching the fat guy fall and expose his bare ass in front of an entire stadium and viewing audience for over an hour right??'

wrong

I'm gonna be thinking about that fat guy's ass for the rest of the night. I'm so happy

"Ooh. Everybody okay down there?" - Jim Deshaies

Boog Sciambi remained silent on this one after a full moon appeared at Tropicana Field.

yep! while i framed it as a joke i do genuinely believe in the value of art, expression and presentation as a part of education (and the human condition)

lookin good ken

in the last four days ive gone to the gym twice now, a couple of bike rides and even a petting zoo (where i watched a hog fuck for 18 consecutive minutes)

im sore but i feel decent about myself for the first time in a while. plan is to get my libido back on fire so i can draw tits againg

disclaimer: i was a theater kid

you know what ai can't do for a student? thats right, memorization, recitation and performance. no more essays. all kids are theater kids now

may god have mercy on us all

easter brain: has anyone done horny art of the energizer bunny? it just keeps going and going after all

i hope it plays the drum the whole time and doesnt remove the shades/flip flops