I tried to rip off the logo of a well-known seller of vinyl/wood flooring and related products, but I was found guilty of Carpetright infringement

I just think if Mandelson had really been vetted, he'd be wearing one of those plastic cones so he wouldn't scratch himself

9/10. Stupid battle

Ah westbound, good

Probably quicker if you didn't have to avoid 14 no-fly zones

Something up with @yahoofinance.com today? Stock prices still showing as Friday close.

Newcastle-under-Lyme. What the hell's that about? The name's already taken, try again.

Opinion: The song "Going loco down in Acapulco" repeats the line "Going loco down in Acapulco" too much. Once you've heard "Going loco down in Acapulco" several times, you don't really want to hear "Going loco down in Acapulco" any more.

Gizza job

You have my sword!
And you have my bow!
And my axe!
And my lawnmower!
Christ's sake, Brian, can you return my things after you've borrowed them?

That's the most disturbing gif I've seen YTD

I usually fly places but today I'm on a train. It seems fairly popular, but I don't really think it's going to take off

Deborah does Damascus?

Ezekiel 23:20

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

I think there's something for us all to ponder in that.

Imagine being stiffed eleven grand for tickets and then you get this news

Close friends get to call him DC

Also available to assemble IKEA furniture

Nice

Well, this is brand new. No-one's ever commuted for more than 45 minutes in all of recorded history.

Interesting! Tx

... so in all honesty, there's not much we can do for you

Frankly, the holy water flume was a disappointment

Why single out BNP? They should proscribe all the French banks

<Daily Mail journalist sighs, and quietly deletes "New humiliation for Rachel Reeves" story>

Bluesky reply guy

Norm!!!

Tinder has a lot to answer for

www.maptap.gg April 15
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Final score: 922

Suspect Liverpool could play PSG for the next two years and not score

It's so much more in tune these days